jaffing

The act of inserting stuff to your penis' pee hole to experience sexual pleasure. This could be fingers, pencils, dildos or other suitable objects

John's penis was still sore from all the jaffing he had been doing yesterday.

by Wingster January 12, 2009

Jeff Hardy

A enigmatic pro wrestler best known for his "dare devil" style, especially in hardcore ladder matches. He worked w/WWE from '94 to '03 and, if used properly, would have been a much bigger star there. He's been working w/NWA-TNA since '04. Although he did experiment w/drugs, he's currently clean despite what internet Hardy-haters say. Fuck them!

"Welcome to the future."

by Herman Diaz April 7, 2005

Jeff Veasey

see CJayC

Jeff Veasey is CJayC

by Matt Ludwig December 28, 2003

Jefferson Starships

Lego bricks with thumb tacks sticking through them or the hybrids from Supernatrual

Fuck, I just stepped on a bunch of Jefferson Starships, and now my foot is bleeding!!!

by og_swag_nigga October 8, 2014

Jeff Beck

A decent enough guitarist who has nonetheless become the epitome of "overrated". Along with Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck was one of the very early guitar heroes. However the arrival of Hendrix made him yesterdays' news immediately and he spent the remaining decades churning out boring albums every few years that lack any clear musical direction. Regularly hailed as second only to Hendrix in guitar god status despite the fact that we have seen the likes of Eddie Van Halen, Randy Rhoads, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani and dozens more who blow Jeff Beck out the water. Usually Jeff Beck is namedropped by insecure rock snobs to impress people nearby, despite the fact that nobody really likes him that much, or are even that familiar with anything he has done. Mentioning Jeff Beck is a good way to heal any damaged credibility someone may have if they happen to say they like any currently uncool music.

Rock poser guy- "Jeff Beck is so awesome, for sheer technical ability and feel, he has no match."
Some guy listening (who hasn't heard any Jeff Beck) - " I agree totally, the way he plays guitar is amazing"
Rock poser guy - "Yes, I mean.....Jeff Beck, man.....just.......whoa"

by Celephais7 March 21, 2021

Jeff Buckley

Jeff Buckley was a singer who died in a drowning in the missippi river on May 29,1997, Jeff was the one of the Best singers of all time and he influenced more artists and bands then any other artists before him such as many canadian bands and radiohead, he was the son of Tim Buckley a folk/rock artist that died traically also (him and Jeff only meet Once) his debut album grace is considered one of the best albums of the 90's and him and soundgarden's chris Cornell were really good friends,he recorded the last songs on his final album sketches for my sweetheart the drunk at his home in Memphis but the album was susspose to be called just "my sweetheart the drunk" and he died on the day he was aspose to record it and I consider him the best singer/song writer of all time and the most tragic death in music

Jeff buckley 1966-1997

Jeff buckley was the Best singer EVER

Nobody is as influencal as Jeff Buckley

by TheBoneThug July 31, 2005

Jaffray

The amount of time and effort that is being put into a "decent" blow job.

Matt: WOW! That girls mouth sure looks like she dominated that Jaffray. Those DSL's must be KING!!!

Sami: Alrighty Boys!!! Who's Next?!

Mike: It's MY TURN!

Edwin: NO! IT'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAD HER FIRST JACKASS!

Sami: I LaLaLa Looooove to give Fallacio!

by TheUltimateGardenState March 8, 2010