by parslanday December 25, 2016
by Reberhead July 18, 2009
Usually a last resort type comeback that can also be used to annoy people. Most likely used by the annoying guy that is too lazy to use his brain to think of a good comeback. The douche usually uses what ever you say and fills in the blank in his pre-determined comeback.
I got your ____ swinging
Tommy: Hey man u wanna grill some hotdogs?
Chance: I got your hotdog swinging!!
Tommy: Your such a tool dude
Chance: I got your tool swigning!!
Tommy: Whatever, ask your girlfriend what she wants to eat
Chance: I got your girlfriend siwnging!!
Tommy: Hey man u wanna grill some hotdogs?
Chance: I got your hotdog swinging!!
Tommy: Your such a tool dude
Chance: I got your tool swigning!!
Tommy: Whatever, ask your girlfriend what she wants to eat
Chance: I got your girlfriend siwnging!!
by Da Persian July 23, 2006
Dunkan: Hey Frank, where are the horses?
Frank: I Got The Horses In The Back
Billy Ray Cyrus: Horse tack is attached
Lil Nas X: Hat is matte black.
Dunkan/Frank: The hell?
Frank: I Got The Horses In The Back
Billy Ray Cyrus: Horse tack is attached
Lil Nas X: Hat is matte black.
Dunkan/Frank: The hell?
by CrystleJex April 10, 2019
1. A statement used to cause delay and panic in nearby listeners. 2. A canned phrase to cause instant awkwardness to all in the immediate conversation.
Note: Can be interchanged with phrases such as that's what she said, and doesn't always have to be used with "and" at the front.
Note: Can be interchanged with phrases such as that's what she said, and doesn't always have to be used with "and" at the front.
Person 1: "Hey, so I saw one of those AWESOME green saint patty's day wigs today at the store and tried it on. Did I say that it was awesome yet?!?"
Person 2: "...That's how I got lice."
~~~~~
Person 1: *walks into conversation by Person 2 and 3*
Person 2: "...And that's when she went all buck wild on me. Her hair was EVERYWHERE!"
Person 3: "That's pretty awesome!"
Person 1: "And that's how I got lice..."
Person 2: "...That's how I got lice."
~~~~~
Person 1: *walks into conversation by Person 2 and 3*
Person 2: "...And that's when she went all buck wild on me. Her hair was EVERYWHERE!"
Person 3: "That's pretty awesome!"
Person 1: "And that's how I got lice..."
by Sillick March 02, 2011
when you want to be cool and say that you have jams, but you still dont have them, but it doesn't matters you
*i got jams*
oh dear jimin
*i got jams*
oh dear jimin
by jungcock. March 18, 2018
A life or death experience where you personally believe you should have died, basically given another life or a second chance at it.
"P1: Yo bro i got a new birthday last week
P2: What you talking about
P1: We crashed at 100mph, I could've been a goner"
P2: What you talking about
P1: We crashed at 100mph, I could've been a goner"
by pippipedup December 30, 2020