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gravel badger

Common ancestor to the 'mud pelican' and the 'swamp donkey'. these will normally be very brave in their natural habitat and can often make the first move. BE AWARE. masked under substantial layers of make up your beer goggles may kick in too soon and deceive you. be sure to get a friends advise before resuming further.
He-man.'dude, this chick wants to pull into me, but im too drunk to tell if she's hot.'

Skeletor. 'dude, you must be pissed, thats the ugliest gravel badger iv ever seen'
by phoenix steel March 10, 2008
mugGet the gravel badgermug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)...
mugGet the El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)...mug.

gravel bucket

Pertaining to a particularly toothy/rough/bony-throated blowjob, ultimately resulting in excruciating pain, bruising, and potential scratches/cuts to one's member
Last night was horrible... I feel like I got raped by a gravel bucket!
by losingfaith March 26, 2011
mugGet the gravel bucketmug.

Gravel

nyc when it’s hot asf, opposite of brick

gross, humid, everyone sweating, crowded subways, feels like you’re walking through soup
Not today, way too gravel outside.”

“I hate summer, it’s gravel.”

“It’s gravel today, make sure you take some water.”
by emmira August 1, 2020
mugGet the Gravelmug.

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<.7.9.7.6.>Gravel Is Birthed By Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>
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Tiger, Sand, and Gravel

What I call the Robles.
Person 1: Hey...are you a Robles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Good...you are tiger, sand, and gravel.
by TheGravelDesign January 5, 2025
mugGet the Tiger, Sand, and Gravelmug.

Gravel Donkey

A really ugly woman, one who has a head and face like a donkey that's been dragged along gravel
That chick that Dougy picked up last night was a real gravel donkey.
by Markfcpt December 19, 2011
mugGet the Gravel Donkeymug.

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