gravel tits

A girl who gets blacked out drunk on vodka
Redbull and then goes back to a dudes trailer and pukes all over his bed after sloppy first date sex. To top it off, she wakes up naked face down outside the trailer in the gravel.

You think you had a bad first date? Nothing compares to ole gravel tits

by GorillaSalad November 18, 2023

Pant Gravel

Pant Gravel, the dried and powdered vaginal discharge found in women's underwear, once left to dry.

Often a pale crusty substance, can be ground and snorted as aphrodisiacs'. (selected individuals who dare)

"Jeeze nan, your 'pant gravel' sent me to the moon, maybe you should wash them, is that how grand-dad died?"

"wow, these could do with a wash, they have 'pant gravel' in them"

"your fanny batter has turned into 'pant gravel'"

by Zero Foxtrot July 20, 2023

Gravel

When the dick is so hard and big that it won't fit.

Physiologist : So you had sex last night? describe how that felt. Girl : His dick was gravel.

by Dirtygirl101 April 20, 2020

Gravel Scrabble

Eating a girl out while she’s driving. Usually involving spelling words out with your tongue on her vag while she operates a motor vehicle.

Damn I just played gravel scrabble with that Pi Phi who got a dui. I can’t believe I’m still alive.

by Ya boy skinny peen October 6, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

gravel carrot

A carrot discriminated against due to its extreme white color,resembling a ghost. An unwanted food stuff that tended to be thrown away or used as peasant food in the beginning of the medieval time period. Now used as slang to describe horribly white teenage girls.

Hey pa do you think I'll ever be as white a that gravel carrot some day?.......son your not a vegetable your a human being........ohh pa your so funny.

by GCanonymous June 10, 2014

graveler

Graveler: to oral to a partner with a mouth full of food.

graveler: took a bite of eggs before placing johnnys flaccid member in her mouth.

by pet55 December 29, 2014