A tennis playing Gopher who plays guitar in his free time. Unfortunately, he's nameless because some Stupid Jaguar couldn't find a better adjective. His arch nemesis is the one and only Señor Piérre Lé Cœúr. Nameless Gopher and Slick Chicken are the only two opposing forces to Señor Lé Cœúr and the only way to fight is a Legend of Koizumi style tennis match. Also as a side note, Nameless Gopher speaks 4 languages and can curse in atleast 4 more.
If we wait around the tennis courts long enough while playing guitar with Slick Chicken we're sure to find Nameless Gopher soon.
by Señor Piérre Lé Cœúr November 24, 2011
Okay, the art of gopher holing is where you insert your penis into a gopher's ass quickly so the sphincter can't restrict and limit the movement of your mankong. With your new gopher condom, penetrate your girlfriend in her vagina. Flick said gopher 3 times in the back of the neck to stimulate it's ass clitoris and simultaneoulsy aggravating it. Once aggravated, the gopher will begin to burrow in the vagina deeper and deeper within the uterus. After 3 minutes of gopher penetration, a new hole linking the vagina and the rectum together will be created. Congratulations! You now have a vgainal-ass hole! WARNING!! Blood loss and getting your grippers ripped is likely to ensue. Thank you, and have a good day.
Yo, man i was gopher holing this girl last night....and she died.
I just got gopher holed! Now, i can't stop pissing out of my ass!
I just got gopher holed! Now, i can't stop pissing out of my ass!
by Meganfoxsuckedmydick April 19, 2009
While giving a Cincinnati Bowtie (Tracheotomy Style), the Receiving Participant leans the head backward. Thus allowing the penis to protrude from the mouth. As if it were a Gopher Sticking it’s head out of a Gopher Hole.
The Gopher Hole was originally preformed at McCullough-Hyde Memorial Hospital in Oxford, Ohio but the recipient died of asphyxiation and additional complacations.
by Chuck Dickensmay May 03, 2006
when you have to poo and its starting to come out your ass and it goes in and out and you have to squeeze it with your ass cheeks
morgan: i just gophered
Jessica: you mean gopher in the hole
Morgan: sorry man i got it on your wall
Jessica: you mean gopher in the hole
Morgan: sorry man i got it on your wall
by jdnyo February 15, 2009
by I-HATE-MINE July 15, 2016
A low-ranking female coworker who does the bidding of her superiors in order to have purpose in the workplace.
by Spartiate January 09, 2015
A sex act in which you blindfold your lover,and place her mouth on your body and have her try to find your dick or anus to give a blowjob or rimjob.
by SlangFang August 17, 2015