Wait, New Jersey is a state? I thought it was a city.
Jerry, you have fucking autism. I can smell it from here. Stay away from me before I contract it.
Tom, nobody uses autism as an insult anymore. Fuckin' freshie.
Jerry, you have fucking autism. I can smell it from here. Stay away from me before I contract it.
Tom, nobody uses autism as an insult anymore. Fuckin' freshie.
by MangoBango December 11, 2016
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Usually used by sweats in the context of hard games with PvP (like Deepwoken).
Antonym of “sweat”
Usually used by sweats in the context of hard games with PvP (like Deepwoken).
Antonym of “sweat”
Bro: “omg that kid doesn’t have W rank and can’t solo the final boss while blindfolded? What a freshie noob”
by Guy who is "avgeek" but not August 10, 2024
Get the Freshie mug.A clean and unused hypodermic needle, used for shooting recreational drugs. Another way of saying "new rig" "new works" etc. Important to have or acquire in order to not transmit disease.
by Sarahvictoria214 August 18, 2021
Get the Freshie mug.1. The holy grail of footwear, a brand-spankin’-new pair of shoes (or other garment) that you summon from the mystery backroom after enduring the tragic fate of trying on bacteria-infested display models.
2. That euphoric moment when you confidently declare, “I’ll take a freshie!” to the part-time, acne-faced employee, who now understands that your standards are higher than Skid Row, LA.
3. The embodiment of newness with the sweet smell of retail victory, often accompanied by a strut upon exiting the store, because nothing says "winning" like a new pair kicks that haven't been through months of fake-buyers who pretend they can afford $19 sneakers.
2. That euphoric moment when you confidently declare, “I’ll take a freshie!” to the part-time, acne-faced employee, who now understands that your standards are higher than Skid Row, LA.
3. The embodiment of newness with the sweet smell of retail victory, often accompanied by a strut upon exiting the store, because nothing says "winning" like a new pair kicks that haven't been through months of fake-buyers who pretend they can afford $19 sneakers.
“My friend thought he could pull off the display shoes until I said, ‘Bro, those are so far gone, you need a freshie and a therapist!’”
“When I asked for a new, fresh pair of shoes JayQuon looked at me like I was crazy. Whoa slow down playa. I'm not the chump working for minimum wage. New fetch my freshies!"
“When I asked for a new, fresh pair of shoes JayQuon looked at me like I was crazy. Whoa slow down playa. I'm not the chump working for minimum wage. New fetch my freshies!"
by Sam_Joanneski November 16, 2024
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