Feekie Knees

Feekie Knees: Noun (n) & Verb (V).
When you take your time to fish out a nice, soft & fresh piece of poo with a high end fishbowl net. You put your chosen turd in one hand (Palm up & hand flat). You the smear the poo evenly in both hands, the proceed to massage it into both knees at the same time, while repeating: “ Feekies on my Knees, Feekies on my Knees, I got Feekies on my knees, ya Feekies o on my knees! The practice of Feekie Knees is quite good for the patellas as well as the souls.

My soul is hurt and needs healing. I’ll just grab my Fish net and relax to some Feekie Knees.

Ow! My knees! Awe crap no pun intended, I forgot my fish net and now I cannot perform the Feekie Knees.

Hey can I borrow some Feekies? My knees sure are sore.

Excuse me Pastor? Yes my child? Can you bless these feekies? I have a ball game and I “KNEEd” to cleanse my soul. No problem my child, but remember like Jesus turned water into wine, you my son can turn food into feekies.

by Muffriend April 17, 2024

Fedgie

A Fedgie refers to a fronal wedgie that takes place in the fontal genital area.

Ugh I've got a fedgie!

by randompersonhere2.0 June 25, 2025

fertile fergie

A woman with lush and fruitful peaches

That fertile fergie over there has some lushes peaches

by Jay dizzle February 1, 2015

A fergie

A girl that kinda looks like a man but shes still hot

Is that a man?
No it's a fergie. Shes hot

by Bonny301 December 18, 2017

Foaming Fergie

When you take a bottle of any form of sparkling wine, uncork it, then put it in someone’s bum. You then shake the bottle as vigorously as possible, forcing the wine aggressively through their digestive tract, casing them to foam at the mouth.

Vinny wanted to have a crazy night out so I gave him a foaming fergie while we had pre-drinks.

by dberothehero May 19, 2025