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Dick Face-Time

The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.

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I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.
"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"

"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"
by Mastro-K April 24, 2016
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Cheese Grater To The Face Time

to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.
"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally

"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane
by Charlielove777 <3 November 22, 2011
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