by Dogsbosy August 6, 2022
Man I seen this erotic mummification porno last night and it made me want to shit on my mother's chest.
by KrillynsGay February 4, 2015
Person 1:I identify as lesbian, I play roblos and I act erotic, so I will name my channel Erotic Gayming
Person 2:Fick. I am allosexual, and I do not like seks. Learn a lesson
Person 2:Fick. I am allosexual, and I do not like seks. Learn a lesson
by IShipSkephalo December 27, 2022
A condition where-by attempting unusual sexual practices, incapacitates the subject through anxiety and/or headaches.
Especially debilitating when attempting the karma sutra or attempting to mount wives currently suffering with PMT.
Especially debilitating when attempting the karma sutra or attempting to mount wives currently suffering with PMT.
Jack: Oh! did you manage the anal headstand
maneuver with Kate after?!
Ian: No, she was being totally neu-erotic and wouldn't try. :/
maneuver with Kate after?!
Ian: No, she was being totally neu-erotic and wouldn't try. :/
by Dr_Farquarphandye November 16, 2010
by real_men_uber rick August 24, 2021
When you are jerking off and before you nut you light your pubic hairs on fire. Then proceed to nut and put out the flames then grab a hand held mirror and yell "I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN".
Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Yo bro you tryna hang out tonight?
Guy 1: Nah I'm gonna be busy.
Guy 2: With what?
Guy 1: Oh just some auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: IT'S THE BEST MAN!
Guy 2: Yo bro you tryna hang out tonight?
Guy 1: Nah I'm gonna be busy.
Guy 2: With what?
Guy 1: Oh just some auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: IT'S THE BEST MAN!
by Chute Mi Plez November 9, 2020
by Geoplanes May 28, 2021