Eli

Generally a very handsome man. Don’t be fooled by his football player build; he is quite the bull in a china shop, but has a soft spot in his heart for all family and friends, and will stop at nothing to be there for them. An Eli is a jokester. He loves to make people laugh and be the life of the party. He will do daredevil acts to win the heart of anyone, especially a girl he’s set his own heart on. He is especially romantic, talented, and loves to have a good time. He will host a party for anything, and will be the most loyal friend you’ve ever had.

Man, I’ve never had a better Piña Colada than the one Eli throws together.

Eli sure knows how to have a good time.

I know an Eli; I’m in love with him.

by lilneufs August 5, 2019

Eli

An Eli is a total spazz who excels at taking extreme amounts of shit from his friends. An Eli may physically shake and rattle uncontrollably, making simple tasks like tattooing or touching a woman difficult, if not impossible. Due to his unrelenting self-doubt, a chain-smoking Eli lies like a politician, moves like a lizard, and smells like Gold Bond sprinkled in an ashtray. An Eli will often earn the nickname Rattlehands or eLIE. When being reprimanded by a boss or partner, an Eli will stare into the middle distance and robotically reply “I understand.” Once an Eli crosses through the lonely plains of anxiety, rejection and shame however, he’ll grow a thicker skin, stop crying in public, and learn to ignore the endless ball-busting like a pro. An Eli is at heart a good dude, but his inherent weirdness and inability to communicate like a normal human in social settings lead many to feel uncomfortable around him. This is a shame because once an Eli gains your respect, you will appreciate him being a part of the crew (that won’t stop an Eli from getting all the shit shoveled on him daily, however).

I asked Eli who broke the printer, and he claimed he saw Justin do it. Fucking Rattlehands strikes again!

by IIHeshLordII November 23, 2021

Eli

Such a good skateboarder cops 7 chicks in one night so not Jewish man active

Wow Eli sure is a chick magnet with those skateboard skills!!

by H with Reggie May 27, 2018

ely

An amazing talented girl who just loves to have fun. You can always find her goofing around but can be serious when needed.

“That girl was the life of the party”

She must be and Ely

by Elesbells June 9, 2020

Eli

Eli is a badass who is a Fucking Goat at Basketball Baseball Football. If you make him he will he will Fucking Kick your Ass and when he is done he will piss on your ashes. He will kick your ass in Basketball Baseball And Football. DON’T FUCK WITH ELI OR HE WILL KICK YOU FUCKING ASS!!!

If you want to kick someone’s ass come see Eli on his online kickass videos at KICKASSCENTRAL.com

by EBUHR3 June 13, 2018

Eli

He loves eating humans and is a great human

"Hey Eli! Are there any humans in that apple?"

by Anonymous (janos) December 29, 2017

Eli

Seems like a good guy until you have a thing with him and realize he is probably talking to like 5 other girls and leaves you on open 24/7 cuz he couldn't give a damn about you 👍also known for wearing groutfits and ugly ass vests

"Hey see Eli over there? Yeah his groutfit is hideous"

by Ju222222 December 13, 2017