Eli

The best friend you’ll ever have. He is powerful and easy to get along with. He may come off as intimidating but as you get to know him you’ll fall in love. he is sporty and presents very masculine. Often very tall.

Person: Oh did you meet that new kid Eli?
Person 2: I’ve seen him around, he’s so scary.
Person: oh don’t worry, he’s really sweet.

by spencerissexy October 9, 2021

Eli

Some kid who’s obsessed with paper towels and will shit there pants for a paper towel

Eli pooped his pants when he got that Paper towel

by Skyscraper7871 March 5, 2022

Elis

Legit gangster

Yo Elis

by Gaycumcum September 20, 2019

ely

An amazing talented girl who just loves to have fun. You can always find her goofing around but can be serious when needed.

“That girl was the life of the party”

She must be and Ely

by Elesbells June 9, 2020

Eli

Eli is a badass who is a Fucking Goat at Basketball Baseball Football. If you make him he will he will Fucking Kick your Ass and when he is done he will piss on your ashes. He will kick your ass in Basketball Baseball And Football. DON’T FUCK WITH ELI OR HE WILL KICK YOU FUCKING ASS!!!

If you want to kick someone’s ass come see Eli on his online kickass videos at KICKASSCENTRAL.com

by EBUHR3 June 13, 2018

Eli

He loves eating humans and is a great human

"Hey Eli! Are there any humans in that apple?"

by Anonymous (janos) December 29, 2017

Eli

Seems like a good guy until you have a thing with him and realize he is probably talking to like 5 other girls and leaves you on open 24/7 cuz he couldn't give a damn about you 👍also known for wearing groutfits and ugly ass vests

"Hey see Eli over there? Yeah his groutfit is hideous"

by Ju222222 December 13, 2017