I was at my boyfriends house and I had to poop but didn't want him to know so I ended up taking an elevator poop
by Mr. 5150 August 28, 2016
Friend: Dude where have you been?
Victim: I just had a porcelain elevator.
Friend: A what?
Victim: I dont want to talk about it... by the way, you're out of toilet paper...
Victim: I just had a porcelain elevator.
Friend: A what?
Victim: I dont want to talk about it... by the way, you're out of toilet paper...
by MirrorsGrin February 23, 2012
by gaye/marshmallow_king February 14, 2017
by HIGHWHITESOCKS April 27, 2014
That lady just gave me an elevator stare, like mind your own business!
That guy just totally gave my breasts an elevator stare.
That guy just totally gave my breasts an elevator stare.
by Shortyish June 10, 2021
by selodara February 21, 2012
An elevator that has just arrived to your floor and contains no passengers making it fresh for the new occupants.
by Mhz123 October 04, 2015