Dumb Donut

Someone who isn't the brightest. One could even say they have a gap between their ears. They are essentially the opposite of a smart cookie.
Carol: My sister is pregnant and I can't wait for the gender reveal. It's so exciting to find out if I'm going to be an aunt or uncle.

Carl: Oh Carol, you are a dumb donut!
by Sheepherder37 June 05, 2020
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Donutting

The act of killing an opponent and proceeding to use the 'squat' feature to move up and down on the laying down body of the dead opponent. This resembles the act of moving the anus over a laying persons face.
You got owned! its time for a little donutting!
by __Psymon September 30, 2007
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Hot Donut

A hot donut occurs when you engage in anal sex with a person who has herpes.
Guy 1: Yo man, I need help! I banged this chick in the ass last weekend, and now I have a dick zit! It burns when I pee! What do I do?!

Guy 2: Uh oh. I'm sorry, man, but it sounds like you've ordered up a hot donut. You'd better call for a Valtrex prescription from Dr. Poindexter.

Guy 1: OH NO, DUDE!!!
by BigDeff June 22, 2012
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donuts and whiskey

Sarcastic response to a query as to acceptable payment for a job.
"Are you kidding? I'd do that for donuts and whiskey."
by JormanThoad March 10, 2017
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Donut Mile

A mile run attempted after eating a full box of donuts. The mile is considered successful if the runner does not throw up.
We all ran a donut mile but only Mark was able to finish.
by Daniszeman May 20, 2009
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Delaware Donut

A frozen Breakfast sandwich that they would just throw it in the microwave and in like two minutes you would have your breakfast.
Hey Braddock are you gonna get a “Delaware Donut?” If so tell Furby to make me one too!!
by Staydown2722 September 10, 2020
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Dumpkin Donut

Getting a blowjob from someone who is taking a dump and the same time while you are eating a donut.
Dude - I had the most wonderful Dumpkin Donut this morning. The old lady blew me while she was taking a dump and I was eating a donut at the same time.
by Vic Thrust February 25, 2021
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