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The oldest question in the universe, hidden in plane sight, the question you have been running from your whole life. Doctor Who
by Combber August 5, 2014
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Doctor's Appointment

Making plans to chillax with one of the original "doctors" (A.K.A. badass dudes) in advance, as to warrant the label "appointment." Dissimilar to simply "hanging out" with a "doctor" for the fact that it takes planning in advance to have a "doctor's appointment" with one of the doctors.
Guy 1: "Dude, I've got a doctor's appointment tomorrrow, you want to come over?"

Guy 2: "F*CK YEA"
by drfooty January 16, 2011
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Doctor/Patient Confidentiality

Slang term for oral sex.
Derived from the 2012 film Dark Shadows.
Particularly the scene where Dr. Julia Hoffman asks if Barnabas Collins is familiar with the term Doctor/Patient confidentiality, then proceeds to go down on him as an explanation.
"Hey, what happened when you hung out with Julia last night?"

"Not much, but she showed me the meaning of doctor/patient confidentiality."
by sayynevermore October 24, 2012
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Doctors in the house

When someone is hurt and someone exclaims "Is there a doctor in the house?" And two or more people stand up to answer that call for help, the group of people meet in the corner of another room and play an intense game of rock paper scissors to the death. The lone victor will rush in the room victorious to help the hurt person.
*person has a heart attack*
"Oh my God! Is there a doctor in the house?"
*Four people stand up(the Doctors in the house), look at eachother, and sprint into the other room*
*Two minutes later, only one man rushes in to aid the person having the heart attack*
by John_Wenusberg November 4, 2013
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Doctor Who

What people that are not whovians tend to call the Doctor.
Non-whovian 1: Ohh, that's that TV show, Doctor Who or something.

Whovian: yeah it's like my favourite thing ever now leave me in peace to watch it.

Non-whovian 1: Ok fine. Oh my, Doctor Who is looking fine, don't you think?

Whovian: What.

Non-whovian 2: Don't you reckon.

Whovian: Yeah duh, he's amazing, and so hot. But you just called him DOCTOR WHO. He is called THE DOCTOR. *facepalms* Why am I friends with these stupid people?

Non-whovian 2: You know I can hear you right.

Whovian: Shhh Earthling, you know nothing.
by DT3Cryptic January 2, 2017
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Doctor

A tired, overworked, ex-visionary.
Man, that doctor looks tired.
by Darkhorse1-6 August 2, 2017
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Doctor Killjoy

Sometimes abbreviated as "Dr. Killjoy." Coined by N.E.R.D in the song "Anti Matter." A Doctor Killjoy is someone who makes it their business to ruin, take large dumps on, and/or "shoot up" your party or the party you are attending.
Person 1: Haha, I just pooped on your carpet, man!
Person 2: Why you doctor Killjoy, shooting up the party?
by Achilles015 June 6, 2009
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