For when calling someone a cunt just simply won't do.
When somebody has committed something dickish of such a gargantuan nature, they are a thunder cunt.
Think of someone acting like a cunt and times by approx. 1000. That should give you a rough idea!
When somebody has committed something dickish of such a gargantuan nature, they are a thunder cunt.
Think of someone acting like a cunt and times by approx. 1000. That should give you a rough idea!
Martin has been put in charge again. He's had a pint of power and now he's power pissed and acting like a thunder cunt!
My ex slept with one of my mates to try get back at me. What a thunder cunt!
My ex slept with one of my mates to try get back at me. What a thunder cunt!
by bigsalv January 27, 2013
Get the Thunder Cunt mug.a strong insult that will leave the insultee so shocked he/she will start pissing his/her pants
- was ranked the top most offensive phrases
- sounds like what aristocrats would use on peasants
- was ranked the top most offensive phrases
- sounds like what aristocrats would use on peasants
'Shut the fuck up you cock sucker thunder cunt.' Bobby chided his sister, Mary.
Mary was left speechless and she starts pissing her pants.
Bobby went to lick her piss.
Mary was left speechless and she starts pissing her pants.
Bobby went to lick her piss.
by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 7, 2023
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Get the Thunder Cunt mug.The biggest cunt you have ever met in your life. She is rude, sleeps with everyone else's boyfriends, and talks shit about everyone.
by TAYSUCKSSOULSOUTOFEVERYHING November 4, 2021
Get the Thunder Cunt mug.A rare individual. When found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of evil. The cock-juggling thunder cunt is in fact so evil, that it transcends the plane of the urban, and lives on the plane of the spiritual. Spiritually speaking, it is akin to if Satan douched out his vagina and then left the contents of his vaginal douche in the fridge for like a month and a half, because Satan's a big asshole and would do that kinda thing, even though it would mean all the butter and yogurt in there would start to smell like douche and you'd have to throw it out because he didn't even have the common sense to open up another thing of baking soda because i know there's already one in there but he know's it's old. The cock-juggling thunder cunt should be avoided at all costs. A friend or relative beginning an intimate or sexual relationship with a cock-juggling thunder cunt requires strict measures of spiritual salvation including, although not limited to, "Dude, what the fuck? Alright, come on out with us tonight, we're gonna get you LAID." If you yourself encounter a cock-juggling thunder cunt, call her out as one, then jingle any loose change you have in your pockets as a distraction and back away slowly. If she corners you, just remember her fatal weaknesses: that all of her friends hate her, the combination of Sex in the City and Edy's Cookies and Cream, and of course, cock juggling.
“I hate bartending beside that cock juggling thunder cunt”
“I just broke up with one of those cock juggling thunder cunts”
“I just broke up with one of those cock juggling thunder cunts”
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Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!
Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!
by Pubeypie August 24, 2021
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