cumshot

the cumshot is the best way to impress girls after sex.

*squirt* *cumshot sound*

by odst 034 May 26, 2020

Skibidi Cumshot

A cumshot made by a male (sometimes female) skibidi toilet

I am going to give you a skibidi cumshot

by The_real_skibidi_cumshot_giver May 30, 2024

Cumshot slingshot

When you rip off your condom too fast and slingshot cum at your partner.

"Dude, she screamed when I accidentally did the cumshot slingshot."

"He took off his condom and shot Cum at me! He totally did the cumshot slingshot!"

by Riddlemethisriddlemethat February 6, 2020

Cumshot Olympics

When a dude tries to jerk off and climax at the same time as the porno they’re watching.

“I should’ve gotten a golden metal for how many times I’ve pulled successfully Cumshot Olympics”

by Startupedition July 20, 2024

Satan's morning cumshot

When you pour milk on your cereal and it splashes you like a cute lil cumshot.

Morning John, what's that stain on your shirt?

Its Satan's morning cumshot...

by Satans_cum_bitch February 25, 2021

Gae Dragon Cumshot

Exactly what it sounds like. Also, why the fuck did you look this up.

He used his final trump card when they were least expecting it, the infamous "gae dragon cumshot"

by Lemon._. November 21, 2021

Failed cumshot

That one kid in your class that literally everybody hates, even the teacher. Their parents hate them.

Mother : Hey Failed cumshot, did you get an A on your test?
Kid : Where's dad?
Mother : Did you get an A. If you didn't, you have to sleep in the dumpster tonight.

by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023