The woman takes a dump and gives the man a blowjob simultaneously. The cucumber serves the part of the pun here as there are two long hard members, both making a splash.
by j-yo felony May 24, 2008
by the Bukkake Boyz September 24, 2011
When a guy starts gently kissing and licking at the top of a girls crack and slowly works his way up to the back of her neck. The girl will think he is being sweet and romantic, but his main objective is to wedge his pecker in between her butt cheeks.
by Petey Jung June 18, 2009
A name used to describe a beautiful young girl with an amazing sense of humour. There is always space in their heart for you.
Oh hey crazy cucumber.
by Ellie smith February 21, 2017
Chris is an awesome and amazing person who never holds back to be their fantastic self. They are not afraid to be queer, and that is admirable. Also the creator of the term 'Kueeng', Chris is willing to stay up 'till 3am in their time just to get someone else to sleep.
Love ya Chis >:D
Love ya Chis >:D
Person 1:"Is that really the person who thought of the 'Kueeng'?! "
Person 2:"Yeah! That's Cucumber Chris!"
Person 1:"They're so cool!"
Person 2:"Yeah! That's Cucumber Chris!"
Person 1:"They're so cool!"
by Queer Kueeng Katto January 30, 2021
A delicious cucumber that, when given as a kind gesture at an inopportune time, is quickly stowed in one's pocket for potential later consumption.
Shit man, I can't eat this cucumber now -- i'm busy playing some COD.... but it'd make a killer snack later. guess it'll be a pocket cucumber then.
by ajj23 July 06, 2009
When you're banging a chick in the ass, and you pull out your dick and use it to spread shit on the bags under her eyes.
Reginald noticed his girlfriend had been looking a little haggard, so he gave her a dirty cucumber and told her to let it sit overnight.
by weinusbetweenus May 14, 2011