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sandy crock pot 

A sex move when where you heat up your dick then stick sand on it then you Fuck your partner for hours
Tj gave me the best sandy crock pot the other night he rocked my world

Cunt Crock-Pot 

The womb of a female. When pregnant, the crock-pot is "cookin'".
She's cookin' up a storm in the 'ole cunt crock-pot.
Cunt Crock-Pot by Lesbionic January 15, 2008

alaskin crock pot 

When you shove as many ice cubes as you can into your partners asshole, then you let the ice simmer for 30 minutes
Oh babe, give me the alaskin crock pot tonight!

angry crock-pot 

Several men cum into a pot, a female squirts into the pot, then you put the mixture on a cake and eat it
How did your angry crock-pot turn out last night?
angry crock-pot by Meresh1 July 17, 2017

Kentucky Crock Pot 

After an anal gang bang, when an anus is full of several loads of semen, the owner of said anus inserts a variety of ingredients such as vegetables, meat, etc. and then clenches the anus shut to trap all of the sperm loads and food. This causes the food and semen to "cook" inside of the rectum.
Dude #1 "All of this anal sex is making me hungry"

Dude #2 "Let's make a Kentucky Crock Pot!"

Dude "1 "Oh yeah! My favorite part is the savory brown dumplings!"

dutch crock-pot 

Similar to the dutch oven. When you bare ass fart into a hat, bowl, or other small hollow object and hold it over an unsuspecting victim's mouth and nose until they vomit or pass out
She escaped the dutch oven this morning so I had to get her back with a dutch crock-pot.
dutch crock-pot by Amazing A. 1991 January 14, 2015