the law of dangling cords

Whenever you have something dangling from your body or carrying some type of cords, rope, line, string, wire, etc, as your crawl, walk, or run just about anywhere with it, the dangling cord has a tendency to get caught or wrapped around another object.

As I took the DVD player to the living room, the cord got wrapped around the bathroom door. I should have been aware of the law of dangling cords while transporting the DVD player.

by dreamquestone January 30, 2022

Pink Rip Cord

The act of swallowing a piece of string long enough so when it’s digested you have at least 5-6 inches left out of your mouth. Once excreting your feeces with the string in it tugging on the string back and forth in a flossing motion.

Hey Jim, tastes like you need a Pink Rip Cord

by J&J&J April 3, 2019

the law of dangling cords

Whenever you have a cord, rope, wire, string, etc. on your person that is dangling as you walk or move, then the dangling object has a tendency to get caught up or wrapped around another object in your path.

As I transported the DVD player from the bedroom to the living room, the cord got wrapped around the bathroom doorknob. That is what you call the law of dangling cords.

by dreamquestone January 30, 2022

Vocal Cord Asteroid

a rare and super deadly asteroid that screams at the top of its lungs in order to kill millions

OMG LOOK OUT ITS A VOCAL CORD ASTEROID

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

pull your cord

To grab a guys dick and gently pull on it.

(Something that’ll never happen) You were standing at 5Bel°w when Stella asked to pull your cord.

by ThisManDoesn'tLie October 6, 2021

Da Block Cord

The best hood cord. Da Block has real shooters. Members in the group also make rap music, there are many highly wanted song snippets made by members in Da Block, including a sonf named “Shootas.”Da Block is also known as “DB”

Da Block Cord is a discord server made by hood members.

Yo, is that guy a member of Da Block?

Yeah. Go ask for some weed, I heard they always get baked together. Watch out though, I heard they stay strapped!

by @ncstcr December 3, 2021

Pulling the douche cord

Like pulling the ejector seat, only for a douche.

That dude is so stupid. I think we should be pulling the douche cord.

by roxyboboxy December 16, 2011