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preacher comforts

Any relief or succour got from a religious body, particularly in times of stress (confession) or dire straits (last rites)
After the divorce he thought that he was Hell bound, until he recieved some preacher comforts
by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007
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comfort-zoning

When your partner is happy with you in the current comfort zone you have created. They don’t want the relationship to end but they don’t want it to move forward (I.e. moving in together, marriage, buying a house, getting a pet together , having kids) Similar to a situation-ship except the feelings are genuine.

Your partner will give you mixed signals to make the relationship stay the same.

Reason for this include but are not limited to: unresolved feelings for someone else, commitment phobia, desire to avoid adult life, their unsure of their sexuality, or they are just lazy.
*adds ex on Facebook* “we dated for like a week. Yeah she broke my heart but it was like ten years ago. Can you call her and ex?”

“Do I love her? Probably not.”

“We can start looking at houses next year for sure.”
Two weeks later: “We’ll in three years we might be able to get a house.”

“We definitely might get married someday.”

I’m going to be a parent so maybe let’s just get some pets. But you know after we move because the land lord does allow pets right now.”

“So I’m going to ignore you at game night but don’t be mad, my friends are just self-conscious they don’t have girlfriends” *proceeds to ignore you and not so casually strokes his best friends bicep through out the night*

“Do you think (insert best friend name) is gay?”

“Aw you took the trash out, thanks. I was gonna do it but I forgot three days in a row.”

“Yeah I love you. You make me feel comfortable.”

Boom. Comfort-zoning.
by char.black March 1, 2020
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Business Comfortable

An outfit or wardrobe style that contains elements of professional and/or business formal attire as well as comfortable/sleep attire.
For instance, wearing a dress shirt and tie with the dress shirt tucked into sweatpants.

Person 1: Did you see what Dave wore pajama pants, a dress shirt, tie, and suit jacket to the party?

Person 2: Yeah, he told me he was going business comfortable.
by LawyerDawgEsq January 6, 2012
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Comfort Cock

A nice place girls can are always welcome to when they are:
Upset
On the rebound
Need a friend with benefits
etc
Guy: " Hey girl, you look down, you know I've got that Comfort Cock if you need it"
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Comfort concentrate

This is a code word used in situations, such as in the presence of parents, when it is inappropriate to say the word 'semen'. Mostly used in place of the word 'come' to disguise the nature of the conversation.
Oh my God, I've got comfort concentrate on my carpet...
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comfort person

a comfort person is someone you go to for help. a person who’d do ANYTHING for you.
what is she to you”
“she’s my comfort person
by kennaisavirgin on tiktok November 23, 2020
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comfort food

food that is not only comforting to the taste buds, but all the other senses.
gotta get me some comfort food
by frsky August 4, 2007
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