Can I lick your lemon?

When a man will approach a woman, and ask her can i lick your lemon, or her vagina.
My boyfriend came up to me and said, "Can I lick your lemon?" I said yes.
by britt&blairarecool June 06, 2010
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Can I shampoo your carpet

To scrub her rug , oral sex on a female using your tongue as a Rug Doctor
by Hitzzzzzz JR July 05, 2018
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Can I ask you a petro?

When you want to ask someone a question, but in slang.
Friend 1:“Hey, can I ask you a petro?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, what’s up?”
by Joshuathevoice November 16, 2022
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Can I jump your fence?

To initiate sex.

This world is too sexually repressed and there needs to be a way to break the taboo.
Girl: Hey you're cute.
Boy: Thanks, can I jump your fence?
Girl: Sure :)
by wheerandbiskey November 13, 2016
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Can I have yo mathematics?

Another way of asking a person for their number. Based on the holla holla holla guy from dave chappelle's show.

Explanation of phrase: when one asks for another persons number they usually say it by "can i have your number?" or "I see that fine bootay of yo's, holla with them digits at meh why dontchya?" The reason we say "mathematics" is because a number is theoretically math, hence the term can i have yo mathematics?
Nala: Hey Simba... you look hawt!
Simba: say gurl, lemme holla holla holla atchya. can I have yo mathematics?

Aash: Dayummmnnnn look at calaia's bootayyyy!
Shivani: wa wa wee wah I WANT!
*both yell at calaia* say gurl! can i have yo mathematics?!?!??
by Asswhole_with_a_dubya February 01, 2011
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can I french your basenji

"Can I french your basenji?" is what to say if you want to exchange sloppy kisses with someone's basenji.
" I say, can I french your basenji?" said Lord Caulthrop.

"Of course, dear fellow," replied Baron Wellesley, "but it'll cost you twenty-five pounds."

"Oh, and he bites."
by scodder June 12, 2010
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Can I get a witness?

A phrase that is usually shouted when something bad happens to the individual shouting. Used when someone frames an individual for either something they did/did not do.
Does not have to be relevant to one person accusing another person, as it also can be used if a piece of machinery fails to work or a driver cuts off another driver to point out the ridiculousness of the situation.
Goes back to when racial profiling was popular by cops. Used by any black male/female who was arrested in an attempt to defeat the legal system.
1: go to the office, you pushed her!

2: i didn't do it!

1: go now!

2: Can I get a witness??
by Alfons Richter April 09, 2008
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