Bluetooth hookup

Similar to friends with benefits, a hookup that occurs routinely between two people who have no particular feelings for each other but find it convenient to hook up when they end up at the same bar or party.

Automatically connects, even when you don’t want it to.
Drunk and bored at the same party for the third time this month, Julia and Gareth resumed their Bluetooth hookup on Friday.
by daltonjfk September 23, 2019
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Bluetooth MOT

A false MOT for a car that would never pass a legit inspection.
Do you know anyone that would Bluetooth MOT my shitbox for a couple quid?
by Lumis March 21, 2024
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Bluetooth fuck

Bluetooth fuck is a sexual act between two people who are far from each other. It involves one party fantasizing about the other party while wanking. Both males and females engage in Bluetooth fuck.
Dude, yesterday I slept late, I had a multiple Bluetooth fuck with Cindy, the most popular chick in school.
by Thee Real Beast April 24, 2011
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Bluetooth Manager

A manager that manages with a strict hands off approach.
What an awesome Bluetooth Manager we have!
by Bruised Willis January 3, 2022
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Bluetooth Universe

A theoretical state of being where the universe you reside in is superimposed on top of (and within) the frequencies and properties of the Bluetooth realm.
Nancy was walking through the Bluetooth universe. She had a Bluetooth knife flung at her. Nancy's options were to take the hit and die in the Bluetooth universe, or turn off the Bluetooth before the knife could make contact with skin. She tried to turn off the Bluetooth in the Bluetooth universe, but failed in doing so because she could not confirm the warning of turning off said universe in time. Hence, she died in the Bluetooth universe. Also, if you die in the Bluetooth universe, you are not a Bihari.
by Controlled Chaos, Tyler Brown February 17, 2010
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Bluetooth Carjacking

When you start your car and it connects to your spouse’s phone.
I started my car and my wife’s phone call from inside the house started coming in on my car speaker. I realized when she borrowed my car last night, I had become the victim of a Bluetooth Carjacking.
by rpcgal January 29, 2022
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