baril

a big shit

-Did you just take a shit?
-Yeah.
-How big was it?
-...it was a baril.
-HOLY FUCKIN SHIT BITCH ASS MOTHAFUCKER!!!!!! IT WAS A BARIL?!?!?!

by DillyHillbilly May 10, 2018

Solo-Baric

A square sub woofer made by the company Kicker. This sub woofer is a one way component speaker that produce only one frecuency, which is a low frecuency bass. Since the introduction of the first Solo-Baric™ in 1992, the rest of the car audio world has been playing catch-up trying to develop drivers to match the Solo-Baric's amazing bass performance in small enclosures...Nobody's come close!

The Solo-Baric has one of the most massive moving structures in speaker design history, yet it still has the ultralow distortion and lightning-fast transient response essential for critical bass reproduction.

by poontang12 May 13, 2005

Baritone

Male voice part higher than the bass and lower than the tenor. For many years thought to derive from "Baron of Tone", that being a good and nobel thing. Later historical investigation concludes that the true derivation is from "Barren of Tone" circa 1937 Society for the Preservation and Encouragement of Barbershop Quartet Singing in America (That's right, SPEBQSA) notes that those compelled to sing the "Baritone Line" are strangely attracted to do so by the absence of melodic interest and frequent awkward intervals.

1937 Audience member 1 - Did you hear that guy on the end standing next to the bass?

Audience member 2 - Oh yeah, what was that guy trying to do?

Audience member 1 - Maybe he's the baritone?

Audience member 2 - Don't know, but he was certainly barren of tone!

by Tony Lerus February 23, 2010

Baritone

Medium-sized brass instrument, mainly recognizable by the fact that it is NOT an euphonium. The baritone is its smaller brother - and naming it as such is astonishingly silly, as the baritone sounds like a digimon on acid if played to high. Some brittish people are known to make them sound decent, though. May or may not have four valves.

Indecent man: "Say, good sir, is that a baritone i spot under your arm?

You: "NO IT'S NOT IT'S A BLOODY EUPHONIUM F**K U"

or

The baritone was mounted on top of a pyramid of several baritones when, suddenly, an euphonium entered from above, for it would smite them to the ground and grow lillies from their valves.

by Cap Alone January 12, 2011

Holden Barina

The Holden Barina is an subcompact automobile sold since 1985 by Holden, the Australian arm of General Motors (GM). Each of the five generations have been badge-engineered versions of GM vehicles: Suzuki Cultus, Opel Corsa, and Daewoo Kalos.

Guy 1: "My Holden Barina is a beauty!"

Guy 2: "Why is that?"

Guy 1: "Because it is a luxury vehicle."

Guy 2: "I wish my Ford Taurus was as luxurious as that vehicle"

by Gregory Wattson April 21, 2009

Fukimi-bari

(mouth darts): These small darts are held in the mouth and blown into the face of an opponent as a surprise attack. Up to 10 of them can be carried in the mouth. They can be fired singly or all at once. Obviously, since the darts are carried in the mouth, they cannot be poisoned (unless the ninja is willing to suffer the effects of the poison as well). Furthermore, the darts have a very poor range and are almost never effective against any type of armor; wielders of this weapon suffer a -6 penalty to the attack roll when firing at an armored target. However, these darts do have the advantage of surprise and distraction because they are a hidden weapon.

"These are some pretty cool Fukimi-bari! If only we were in the Amazon where we could find some poisonous frogs to make them even more deadly (since we are ninjas... we can do that). Then we could blow these mouth darts with our water drinkers and effectively hit out target" Said Nate.

by MJ the ninja March 31, 2011

jaydenn barillas

he lit.

jaydenn barillas lit af

by jxbarillas July 25, 2018