Anakin's Thesis

When someone asks you if you've heard the tragedy of Darth Plagiarism the Wise.

Source: 'Seals are Good' youtube channel

"Did you hear Anakin's thesis? It makes me wanna drill a hole into my head!"

by Alyssa B. Happy February 2, 2026

tcw anakin

a sexy bitch

me: i love tcw anakin he’s sexy

by tcwanakin October 21, 2020

The Anakin

When you cut off your hand while it's inside your girl (or guy).

I gave Vanessa The Anakin, it was the easy way out

by Friendgroupisbored July 19, 2021

Straight Anakin

When you get catfished by a fat girl on a dating app so you have a one night stand with her and wipe your nut on the side of her bed

“Dude, where were you at 1:34 in the morning?”

“Well I WAS excited to hook up with my date. But her picture showed a 7.5 and she was a 4, so I gave her Straight Anakin and dipped.”

by Reddycolt December 28, 2025