She is a MOnster! I got her at this weird vendor at target, cause it thought she would a good addition to the family. little did i know, she Is a bitch! And she ate little Timmy because he tried to pet her during feeding time. And let me tell you DO NOT get in the way of her and her cold Spaghetti-O's. Its horrifying watching them slide down her throat, like who would eat them cold? only a true Monster.
Jim: Hey Jhon, we talked it over and i think the kids are ready for a pet! I know that you recently got a pet, is that one good?
Jhon: *starts shaking* Oh God No, not more of them, we will never survive. They'll take over!
Jim: Are you okie?
Jhon: Never get an Alexis, promise me you never will, Okie?
Jim: ...ok whatever you say *Backs-away slowly*
Jhon: *starts shaking* Oh God No, not more of them, we will never survive. They'll take over!
Jim: Are you okie?
Jhon: Never get an Alexis, promise me you never will, Okie?
Jim: ...ok whatever you say *Backs-away slowly*
by Player1_Is_Better May 01, 2020
A tall handsome man that has a very long weewee and also is the best at basketball, even better than Carlos who is trash
Alexis is super badass
by l_Trexis March 06, 2018
by alexiss. May 29, 2008
Yes she is beautiful, yes she is smart, yes she is kind, and yes she is caring. More than that however she is the one that will make you laugh after a shitty day, she will be there when you need her. And even more then that she is mine.
by Alexis's_bitch March 14, 2018
Alexis is literally the most gorgeous girl in the world. She is so sweet and kind and always knows when somethings wrong. She is very energetic and loves many sports. She is always happy for others and wants people to be happy. A girl like Alexis can come in many different sizes. She may be super short or super tall, But height is only a word. No matter how tall she is, she is still an amazing person. She always makes people smile when they're sad. She loves hugs and comforting people. She will make her friends feel important, loved, and cared. If you have an Alexis as your best friend, never let her go because she may never come back.
"whats wrong?"
"Nothing"
"Then why are u crying?"
"Because I have the most amazing best friend in the world"
"oh so you have an Alexis?"
"Yup"
"Nothing"
"Then why are u crying?"
"Because I have the most amazing best friend in the world"
"oh so you have an Alexis?"
"Yup"
by someone.someone.com October 18, 2019
She is beautiful, kind and, talented. Although she is short don't underestimate her. She is also very insecure about her flaws even though she shouldn't she is a great friend to have and an even better girlfriend. She is very tough and has a bit of a short temper id she liked somebody she will pretend to hate them. She is also a little mean sometimes. She also never holds grudges. She can sometimes be very commanding and scary. Alexis is also very strong and intelligent.,
Alexis is awesome!!!!
by Thaylanismybestfriend January 05, 2018
Alexis is a girl who is lonely and yet no one would know it. She is athletic but really skinny. She tries to be funny because she likes to make others smile. She has a hard time with dating guys. She thinks that no one has a crush on her. Because she thinks this, she gets sad and gets very lonely. She often watches her friends fall in love with others and it makes her wish that someone loved her. She is artistic and knows that she is beautiful. Even though she knows she is beautiful, she thinks that other girls are prettier than her and that is the reason no one likes her. She just wants someone to hug her, comfort her, and to love her.
by Thee1and0nly November 03, 2019