Where you stretch your ballsack so far out that the ball hairs are evenly distributed so it feels like a piece of velvet when you run it between your thumb and forefinger.
by yjrjhet May 23, 2006
Get the velvet stretchmug. the stretching of ones ass-cheeks. sometimes toys are shoved up the anus while performing. the only seat is the front row seat! watch out for stretch sauce (keep napkins nearby). come to the stretch show. spreadings shown every stretch Sunday between the hours of 3am-6am
Ryan: hey bud, there's this really cool event i heard about
JR: really what's it called?
Ryan: THE STRETCH SHOW!! I'm the opening act.
JR: really, i'll be there!
Ryan: bring your napkins!
JR: really what's it called?
Ryan: THE STRETCH SHOW!! I'm the opening act.
JR: really, i'll be there!
Ryan: bring your napkins!
by 182849594373728283489329282 December 18, 2019
Get the Stretch Showmug. 1. Yay, we get to do V Stretches :D
My vagina's been all unstretched lately :O
2. Hey, see that Ashli chick? The reeeaally pretty one with perfect hair? Yeah, she's fucking awesome V Stretches, yo.
My vagina's been all unstretched lately :O
2. Hey, see that Ashli chick? The reeeaally pretty one with perfect hair? Yeah, she's fucking awesome V Stretches, yo.
by Meep :) March 12, 2009
Get the V Stretchesmug. by noonecares November 3, 2003
Get the Stretchmug. by RozCris September 2, 2019
Get the stretch bigmug. Catching a quick/short nap during the day. It usually involves you sleeping during your work hours, and wearing you work clothes including your shoes.
I am just going to catch a cowboy stretch underneath my desk so that I can get some energy for the rest of the day.
by Minette Williams January 2, 2009
Get the cowboy stretchmug. by jace caitlyn November 13, 2007
Get the stretching the truthmug.