by La hehe October 27, 2019
Zeke is so amazing. He is usually blond with green eyes and very funny, he is quiet sometimes and loud other times. He can be insane with his friends and shy with other people, when it comes to girls he will always love that one girl. But he sometimes misses his ex. He's been broken before but he learned how to put himself back together. If you hurt him he doesn't usually fight, he becomes quiet and shy, but if you hurt him bad. He will beat your ass. If you have a friends named Zeke or Ezekiel. Keep him. Don't let him go. Here are some other facts about him: Used to be a god at Fortnite, plays saxophone in middle school, picked his nose on camera, goes to church with some other girl, tries to be popular and cool but has a reputation of being weird, likes ramen, is SO HOT. This is to my friend. Zeke. You'll never know who wrote this, but all of this is true. I think. You are loved more than you think. 😏❤️ Bye.
by Go.ahead.stalk.him July 01, 2021
Zeke is a handsome, funny, tall male with a huge penis. Whenever he makes a joke, you laugh unintentionally he is just that funny. He is a graduate of Kai Cenat’s rizz academy so his rizz is crazy. Also he is known to be Kay Flock’s best friend since day 1
by Janiqua Joseph November 22, 2021
A person who knows that y’all been making these up or swiping to page 59 to find one you like. When in reality, we’ll know you ain’t like that.
by Yallnosey November 23, 2021
A trans man usually over 30 with a massive penis shaped like a kfc drumstick but with tiny balls, and has a receding hairline. Loves to spread the secret sauce.
by Patrols are shit November 26, 2023
Zeke loves Mountain Dew
by Zek Ey November 11, 2019
Zeke is an amazing boyfriend ever he will make you laugh when you feel down and he will always make your day and he will stand by your side when ever you need him he is amazing boyfriend I love you him so much he is the sexiest man I’ve been with I love you his eyes and his smile he’s just like my best friend but me and him are dating and I love him so much.
Zeke is to nice he will always stick up for you im so lucky to have him I wish I was with him all the time.
by Amiahisgood February 23, 2023