Xiao

Xiao is the most hottest mf in the whole of teyvat, when you see him you will cvm and probably die. He even has the juiciest schlong in entire history, I’ve even seen it last night.

Person1: do you know xiao?
Person2: yeah,He’s so hot that I could ride his dick all night

by Xiao’s no.1 fker March 26, 2022

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Get the Xiaomug.

xiao

pretty anemo boy that happens to be an almond tofu enthusiast

he’s very submissive and breedable ngh

“yo xiao’s kinda hot”
“right?? he’s so skrunkly”
“double tap if you would skrunkly the when”

by kokomishousewife December 25, 2022

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Get the xiaomug.

doododo You wake to a knife at your throat, if monster dig their claws in you dodododo when death comes knocking at your door dododdoo call out my nameeeeee doodod ADEPTUS XIAOO dododo i will be HEREEE dododo when you CALL

A: Hey dude whats your favorite genshin character
B: Kazoo xiao
A: Bro what

B:doododo You wake to a knife at your throat, if monster dig their claws in you dodododo when death comes knocking at your door dododdoo call out my nameeeeee doodod ADEPTUS XIAOO dododo i will be HEREEE dododo when you CALL

by LvvlyyKleeetf February 15, 2022

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Get the Kazoo xiaomug.

Kelvin Xiao

Individuals who refer to themselves as "Kelvin Xiao," (Emphasis on "refer," because we all know their government name is some Chinese ahh name) are known for fumbling Korean girls by asking them for hugs.

Kelvin Xiao: "abg blocked me 😭"

by 30yoWomenVictim February 3, 2025

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