Where do I even begin? He is literally the hottest adeptus in all of Liyue. Who is Zhongli? Is that some other adeptus in the game? Standing at about 5'2 but that's because all of his height went somewhere else. And listen to me when I say this man could do absolutely fucking anything to me and I would thank him no matter what. I want to be held between his arms so fucking badly, it's become a need. I want to be filled by this man and I would literally drink all of his bodily fluids with no hesitation. I don't understand how a fictional character can be so fucking cute, so fucking hot, and so fucking sexy all in one. He would literally make you bust a nut right on sight.
Person A: Have you seen Xiao?
Person B: No? Oh- oh my god...
Person A: Now you have. What do you think?
Person B: I need him to fill me with his semen.
Person A: Exactly.
Person B: No? Oh- oh my god...
Person A: Now you have. What do you think?
Person B: I need him to fill me with his semen.
Person A: Exactly.
by Akai~ February 20, 2023
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by ImHornyPlzHelp February 06, 2022
Xiao is actually a cuss word in chinese that is used by violent people and it is known to hurt people's emotions very badly. Xiao means vagina in chinese.
Xiao lah you!
by Porrideg February 04, 2021
by dyinq.q February 19, 2022
He can smash anyone with his juicy long ding dong. If your name is xiao your so hot. Especially if your xiao with the juicy slimy staff or whatevs. Anyways he has a juicy ding dong and hes so FINE😍😍🤞🏼🤞🏼 Ily xiao
Person 1:i love xiao
person 2:me too hes so hot
Person 1: wait you know him?
Person 2: yeah from genshin
Both of them: 👨 ❤️ 💋 👨
person 2:me too hes so hot
Person 1: wait you know him?
Person 2: yeah from genshin
Both of them: 👨 ❤️ 💋 👨
by Zero (@muah_ily on tiktok) November 23, 2021