Xiao Ling Syndrome

Xiao Ling syndrome is a very serious diseases which cause serval side affects such as

-unfunny

-low intelligence

-snapping other girls

Xiao ling syndrome

“Xiao Ling is going to go take a dive.”

by Sneko August 23, 2022

xiao nation

people who simp for xiao (from genshin impact)

friend: omg xiao is so hot i love him!!
me: idk what you see in him tbh
friend: i'm officially in xiao nation

by scaramouche is my wife November 1, 2023

Denise Xiao

Denise Xiao is the definition of quirky and different. Denise Xiao is certainly not your average girl, because she listens to Mitski and other underground artists. Denise Xiao is into chads, but won't admit it. Denise Xiao is most likely embarrassed of her past. Everyone wants to talk to her, be her, and date her. Denise Xiao is the girl that makes you turn your head and think about how unique she looks. Denise Xiao most likely had a friend named Melody.

Denise Xiao is definitely the best looking and best dressed girl in the school and her makeup is super unique.

by leeheeseung November 21, 2021

Xiao's Alchemist

Someone who simps with character that have death flags and has a full team of DPS. She’s always seen forcing Tiniente_L and The Head Chopper to match with her. And always ask Tiniente_L to help her with math.

“Ewwww it’s Xiao's Alchemist!”

by xiaosalchemist June 25, 2021

Xiao Jie 小姐

Euphemistic word for prostitute or street girl in Mainland China
(Caution!)

Example
Stranger1 (Gentleman): Xiao Jie 小姐 , May i know what time is it now? ( Approaching a random girl on the street on broad daylight)
Stranger2 (Lady) : *ignore stranger1 and get offended*

END
TIP: Avoid using Xiao Jie in China and Hong Kong & Taiwan when addressing a lady.

by jacktan1993 November 28, 2023

xiao

pretty anemo boy that happens to be an almond tofu enthusiast

he’s very submissive and breedable ngh

“yo xiao’s kinda hot”
“right?? he’s so skrunkly”
“double tap if you would skrunkly the when”

by kokomishousewife December 25, 2022

Kazoo xiao

doododo You wake to a knife at your throat, if monster dig their claws in you dodododo when death comes knocking at your door dododdoo call out my nameeeeee doodod ADEPTUS XIAOO dododo i will be HEREEE dododo when you CALL

A: Hey dude whats your favorite genshin character
B: Kazoo xiao
A: Bro what

B:doododo You wake to a knife at your throat, if monster dig their claws in you dodododo when death comes knocking at your door dododdoo call out my nameeeeee doodod ADEPTUS XIAOO dododo i will be HEREEE dododo when you CALL

by LvvlyyKleeetf February 15, 2022