wall widget

a device used by the government to unsettle people and make them panic

The wall widget had the historical American uneasy.

by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019

piss wringer

Somebody so unwilling to get out of bed that they will pee their pants and wring it out over their mouth just to stay hydrated.

Bob: My mom called me a piss wringer for waking up at 1 in the afternoon.
George: Okay, but what else did you want to tell me?
Bob: (points at stain on pants) She was right.

by JoeMamaAmogus August 2, 2023

Squidge the widge

When men squeeze their penis when needing the toilet desperately.

“Hurry up in their Linda, I’m needing to squidge the widge out here”

by Pesh March 3, 2021

Titty caught in the wringer

In the days before dryers a washing machine had a thing on the side that had two rollers and a crank handle. The rollers were close enough to wring the laundry to squeeze out the excess water. Hence the name “Wringer.” If a woman got to close while wringing out the clothes she could get one of her breasts caught in the wringer.

“Oh man! She’s in a lot of trouble. She got her titty caught in the wringer!”

by jehjeh3711 August 9, 2022