Westoning

Another word for edging

I lost my westoning streak at the preschool.
I westoned for 10 hours to skibidi toilet kai cenat.
I fanum taxed 3 hours off of his westoning streak.

by Skibiditoiletwestonstreak December 14, 2023

weston

a fake supporter/ally

oh you a weston ahh n***a huh

by Mista tk May 23, 2024

Weston

Loves fucking dudes named Ben and Camilo. Extremely gigantic cock. Ultra mega sigma. Has absolutely no rizz when it comes to women.

"Man, Weston is huge.

by Boinkusus December 23, 2024

Graham Weston

Best dad ever

My dad just spent two hours looking for his keys that were in his hand the whole time, then celebrated finding them by taking us for ice cream. You can't get more Graham Weston than that.

Dad walked into the kitchen, opened six different cabinets looking for a bowl that was sitting right in front of him on the counter, then declared he was 'just testing us.' Classic Graham Weston reconnaissance mission.

He promised to follow a recipe 'to the letter' then proceeded to substitute half the ingredients with 'whatever we had lying around,' created a small kitchen fire, and still somehow made the best dinner ever. That's the Graham Weston culinary experience for you.

by theanonymousplatypus February 27, 2025

Weston

A man with a huge penis and even huger balls

person 1: "wow! he has a huge penis! What's his name?"
person 2: "Weston"
Weston: "hi"
person 1 & person 2: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE NOTICED MEEEEE AHHH"

by ArkYT October 17, 2021

weston johnson

a guy who couldn't find his full name so he decided to make a definition himself

Weston Johnson: *searches name*
NO RESULTS
Weston Johnson: Fine, I'll do it myself

by TheJoeMister March 17, 2020

Weston Johnson

A guy who tried to find his name on here but couldn't and decided to make his own.

Weston Johnson: *Searches name*
NO RESULTS FOUND
Weston Johnson: Fine, I'll do it myself

by TheJoeMister March 17, 2020