Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Noun

Generally a slutty female that has more than one sexually active relationships.

Guy 1. My god, I caught her in bed with Liam
Guy 2. Man!, she is such a cock juggling thunder cunt!

by TheHairyGoldfish September 13, 2014

Cock Juggling thunder cunt

The epitome of insults, use only in emergencies!!! most creative insult ever, describing a Cock juggling (Whore) Thunder cunt (Worse that a regular cunt). the person you use it on will hate you for the rest of time, so only use it on ex-wives/ex-girlfriends or people you hate more than life.

Girlfriend: we're done bitch
You: Ya, well fuck you
(now) Ex-GF: Shut up, i'm leaving
You: I HOPE YOU DIE YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT

by PISSED FUCKER April 10, 2017

Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt

When that one friend has pushed their shit waaaaaayyyyyy too far. Call them this, it'll shut them right up.

*Unwitty argument, you slowly grow tired of their shit* "Oh just shut up, you Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt" *Silence ensues*

by sgfminecraft00 October 6, 2017

Cum gusling thunder cunt

A fucking bitch and it is pretty self explanatory

John ur a cum gusling thunder cunt

by Deadpool35 April 9, 2019

Cum Guzzling Thunder Cunt

This is simple. It is Daniel Wells.

“You cum guzzling thunder cunt!!”

“Oh, you mean Daniel Wells?”

by Rihannanourt November 9, 2019

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A reference that a baseball team said before going onto the field

1 2 3! Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

by Akshsuhabanishav September 4, 2020

Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt

A special someone who you'd love to eat out

Bethany: My ass is stuck in the washing machine step bro!
Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!

by Pubeypie August 24, 2021