Meat Vacuum

A female's Vagina.

More correctly, a female's Vagina that has had a penis within it's domain.

Often referred to a female's vagina that enjoys many penises, or has had many penises within (inside) it's territory.
Matt: Whoaaa! Jeremy, who's that attractive young chick over there?

Jeremy: No way dude! Stay away from that one. She's a total meat vacuum. She'll take any rod in her she can get. Baaaaad news.
by Leto Sheppard March 4, 2011
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vacuum implosion

1. The act of forcefully and willingly inhaling one’s own flatulence for the sake of one’s reputation; the self mutilation of one’s lungs. To breathe deeply of your own fart, lest any particle of the filthy emission is left for another to detect. Often followed by heavy panting, bloodshot eyes, and in some rare cases, delayed vomiting. This act is most often performed in the office, seconds before a manager decides to stop by your cube to ask you a question. Also, the technique is employed while riding in motor vehicles with persons of the opposite sex, or any occasion where the fantastic brand of air biscuit needs to be concealed and dissipated. May lead to downs.
Papit: “Yo Fenga, why do you look so out of breath, and have that painful look in your bloodshot eyes?”
Fenga: “Dude, cut me some slack, I just successfully managed a vacuum implosion when Cindy came by to ask how my weekend was”.
by Dvinny7 April 2, 2011
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dick vacuum

1)A man or woman who sucks dick non-stop and almost always has a dick in his/her mouth.
2)used as an insult.
1)Hey, check out that dick vacuum! She's a pro!
2)Damn, Jared's such a dick vacuum!
by Mike939393 August 1, 2007
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vertical vacuuming

sucking up, the act of ingratiating oneself with someone to get what you want.
he got the job by vertical vacuuming the boss
by F. Lopez June 7, 2007
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Brownie Vacuum

When someone sucks shit out of another person's asshole
hey baby bend over so i can be a brownie vacuum.
by Bigman354 June 5, 2010
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Dirty vacuum

The act of sucking the fecal matter out of partners anal cavity during sexual intercourse.
Last night he surprised me with a dirty vacuum
by CUMNUGGET March 16, 2017
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Vacuum Cleaner

A person who sucks blows and gets rolled in the closet
Joe's girl is a real vacuum cleaner
by HUE HUE HUE!! October 1, 2016
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