Troglodyte safari

Watching reality TV shows like Dr. Phil, Jerry Springer or Ricki Lake for the guilty pleasure of mocking people in unfortunate situations, much like observing wild animals on a safari – except the “wildlife” are vulnerable humans being exploited for entertainment.

A pastime for middle-class viewers to reassure themselves of their own superiority while enjoying the misfortunes of others.

"I love watching Dr. Phil! It is always so entertaining!"
"That series is little more than troglodyte safari - you are just pointing and laughing at people who are worse off than you to feel better about yourself"

by M-peror July 29, 2025

Safari Girl

Big game hunters, girls that try to have sex with famous men.

Lou: "Can you believe all the Safari Girls after Tiger Woods?"
Reece: "Huh?"
Lou: "Big game hunters, girls that have sex with famous guys."
Reece: "And hope to get pregnant and the bucks with it."
Lou: "That would be the Rhino's horn, hahaha."

by Doc Irysch December 22, 2009

Safari mesh

A dank weapon skin in the online multiplayer game Counter-Strike: Global Offensive.

Jimmy: Dude, I traded my knife for a truckload of AK Safari mesh weapon skins!
Bill: You f*cked up son.

by JoaKimzen June 17, 2017

redneck safari

An old trailer park without a fence keeping them in.

Wow that's a crappy looking redneck safari park.

by Ravnos_girl November 14, 2018

Safari

the name of the best actor to ever be in the film industry

Person: Do you know safari?

Person 2: Yeah! She just won an Oscar last week!

by lingoo November 23, 2021

Sholiha Safari

Quiet yet wild. Only the wildest with friends. A person who shows her true colours with only the closest. Loves to vacuum and clean the house. You better be clean around her. Safari because how can it be chrome?!?. Safari is better than chrome

Example: "Hey what's your name"
"I'm sholiha chrome"
"Wutttt"
"Actually I'm sholiha safari"
"WHAT YAYYYY"

by Ukh2 November 22, 2021

Safari Goat

A large mammal that lives manly in Africa that eats almost anything. Mostly just an elephant.

Yo dude, did you see that safari goat eat that pumpkin!

by King Panda October 21, 2018