by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020

Just fucking know -
parents: what do you think that
You: I just fucking know he's there
Just fucking kidding-
Boyfriend: I was JFK we did fuck last night and it was amazing not boring
Just fucking killing-
Friend: what are you doing?
You: just jfk
Friend: who are you just fucking killing all night?
You: Jeff
Jeff: are you fucking kidding me?
You: no your going to die!!!!
*evil laugher and screams gunshot*
You: Fred you are now my Accomplice try and turn me in you didn't stop me from killing so you turn me in I'll turn you in
Friend: fine
Director: and cut that's a rap good job Fred, tony and you Jeff you did a good job being dead
parents: what do you think that
You: I just fucking know he's there
Just fucking kidding-
Boyfriend: I was JFK we did fuck last night and it was amazing not boring
Just fucking killing-
Friend: what are you doing?
You: just jfk
Friend: who are you just fucking killing all night?
You: Jeff
Jeff: are you fucking kidding me?
You: no your going to die!!!!
*evil laugher and screams gunshot*
You: Fred you are now my Accomplice try and turn me in you didn't stop me from killing so you turn me in I'll turn you in
Friend: fine
Director: and cut that's a rap good job Fred, tony and you Jeff you did a good job being dead
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by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023

Guy #1: Have you seen Chris Falcone's bowling GMC at jfk high school?
Guy #2: Nah, but im sure we won!
Guy #2: Nah, but im sure we won!
by yourlordandsavior666 June 5, 2017

Person "Who's your favorite president?"
Dumb Person "JFK!"
Smart Person "John Fucking Koon? That niga? Well at least that's better than Black Obama."
Person "Who's your favorite president?"
Smart Person "Trump!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
JFK
Dumb Person "JFK!"
Smart Person "John Fucking Koon? That niga? Well at least that's better than Black Obama."
Person "Who's your favorite president?"
Smart Person "Trump!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
JFK
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