Champion's Law

If you have the ability to screw yourself over, you can, and will do it.

Guy 1: "Dude I should have asked her out, she liked me for all that time."
Guy 2: "Looks like you're yet another victim of Champion's Law."

by IronFozzie October 12, 2011

champagne of champions

The Champagne of Champions is another way to describe the orgasm of male masturbation

Man 1: hey man I heard you and your GF got in an argument

Man 2: yeah, now she won’t screw me

Man 1: Damn, are you mad about it?

Man 2: nah, I’m just gonna go to the bathroom and pop a bottle of the Champagne of Champions

Man 1: HAH, yessir

by JewishGld April 3, 2020

Fan Champion

A person who can fit an object the size of a pumpkin in there vajaja.

Hey Joe, wana become a Fan Champion?
That Fan Champion was like a hotdog down a hallway.

by HaddiFly November 27, 2009

Champion of Warri

The Champion of Warri is Tegwolo!!! No one can beat Tegwolo!

John: "Who is this Champion you talk about?"
Sarah: "The Champion of Warri is Tegwolo!!!"

by dont you love when i come February 20, 2022

Roller Champions

A game where everything u do looks cool

Roller champions is like skate 3 and rocket league combined, a masterpiece.

by OrkSlayer360 June 27, 2022

Week of Champions

During syllabus week (week one of every quarter), participate in heavy drinking every night until the start of week 2.

Invented by the geniuses at Santa Clara University.

"Dude are you doing Week of Champions?" Chuck
"Yeah - I'm not soft" Bill

by 25pseudonym1 September 3, 2014

fut champions

Sweatier than an Arab going through customs, fut champions is probably the pinnacle of EAIDS since the creation of FIFA ultimate team. It is also know of its 40 matches of torture and repetitive gameplay. It can be fun SOMETIMES, but that "SOMETIMES" is probably worth less than 5% of your whole process.
To recap, if you've got a whole weekend with nothing to do, play it. Otherwise, just do not bother. Also, ignore those who show off their "Gold 1 finish"in front of you.

"Hey Matt, wanna play some fut champions and chill?"
"Uhh...I'm pretty sure that fut champions is the EXACT OPPOSITE of 'chill'"

by GeorgeDumPling March 6, 2017