Violin Nazi

A violin Nazi is a violinist who believes strongly in the philosophy that the violin is the superior instrument, and all others, particularly violas, are less than worthless. These individuals are generally very dismissive of other musicians and their instruments, and seem just a little too eager to make jokes about them (especially viola jokes), in a manner that leaves everyone else wondering whether they are actually joking or not.

Violin Nazism is frequently, but not necessarily, accompanied by an overinflated ego.

Violin Nazis are not the only type of instrument Nazis (there can be cello Nazis, clarinet Nazis, etc), but it tends to be the most common with violinists.

Viola 1: Can you believe it? That violinist just laughed at me for playing one wrong note.

Viola 2: Yeah, if I had a dollar for every time he's said "violas must die," I'd be able to buy a new set of strings!

Viola 1: He really is a violin Nazi, isn't he. Smh.

by A Sharp Major April 3, 2021

Violin

To cut off someone’s head because you are doing the same movement as you would with a violin.

Jabari: I’m gonna tickle you!
Omar: if you do that one more time I will violin you!

by Omario the king 👑 October 31, 2023

Violin

a useless instrument to waste years of your life, for fucks sake i mean go outside or something, jesus christ, i mean, no one goes outside but you know, choke the chicken..

im going to waste years of my life playing the *Violin*

by A guy here to waste your time October 12, 2019

violin

she played music on her violin as she cried cause she hated it but her parents made her do it

addy and i were laughing cause she had to play the violin and she looked dumb

GUYS ADDYS GETTING HER BROTHERS VIOLIN HEHHEHE

by addys big poopy pants March 15, 2023