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Subway Express

When two people lay in bed togeather, and they turn butt to butt and their butts touch and one of the two farts.
OMG Becky, did you just subway express me? That is so gross.
by Jade prince July 12, 2017
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Subway apple

A "subway apple" is an apple that had no blemishes and was of nice shape and color. These apples could be sold at higher prices to more affluent people in the city or to train commuters, hence the name.
"Walter threw the ugly apples into the bin for applesauce and took the subway apples to the station to sell."
by Appleseed12 January 1, 2017
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Subway Shuffle

When riding the subway or metro and a person loses their footing because of the jerky movements of the train when it comes to a stop. This usually happens when people have their hands full with bags or are too busy using their phones to hold the handrails. This sometimes results in the person scrambling to not fall over but more often ends with them crashing in to other commuters and causing a commotion.
Dude, put down your phone before you end up doing the subway shuffle.
by Chewster February 3, 2015
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Subway Pants

The pants you wear on the subway that your crazy friend makes you take off before sitting on their bed.
" take off those subway pants before you sit on my bed"
by Nopants1234786 August 16, 2017
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subway performance

When a kid freaks out in subway because his sub was too small
"Some kid put on a huge subway performance today"
by Datdogtho September 1, 2018
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Reverse Subway

A term used to describe a gay gangbang, in which one white man (the bread) is sandwiched between 2 layers of dick (the meat), before being finished with white cream filling - a jizz of mayonnaise (it's not mayo).
Brooo you're telling me Brad got the reverse subway last night? Ayo that's gay as hell.
by Bradaz - Article April 17, 2023
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subway face

A typical new yorker face waiting for subway to come at early monday morning. Weary, tensed, pale, restlessness, stressed like black hole is just about to swallow our galaxy.
Guy 1: Dude look at that arse?

Guy 2: Subway face's killin' it.
by gjncp May 23, 2016
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