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Donald J Trump was feeling lonely in his office one day when he had a preposterous thought and decided to call up his fellow candidate Joe Biden to film some presidential porn. In doing so, he could get more votes and be re-elected. Biden came over, startled by the request, and Trump advanced on the man from behind when his guard was down. Biden moaned by accident. Trump smirked in satisfaction that his plan was working and with the new discovery of presidential porn, America would begin a new era of greatness.
by ThEcUrRyMaN October 30, 2020
When you ejaculate on your partner’s face and then have them roll their face in a pile of paper money. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep.
by Biggest Boss Man May 23, 2021
When you ejaculate on your partner’s face and then let them role their face in a pile of paper money. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep.
by Biggest Boss Man May 23, 2021
a weak presidential election filed with two bad candidates-scandalous Hillary Clinton and the sexist and divisive Donald Trump . however, Gary Johnson managed to perform well in the election, stealing Republican votes and making the libertarian movement mainstream
the 2016 presidential election was a load of shit
by Libertypedia May 23, 2023
A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.
Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.
by Fill My Cats June 13, 2017
The act of not knowing what to do or how to behave when you spontaneously meet the President of the United States (or meet him for the first time as staff), and you end up making a gigant ass out of yourself.
- Oh God, I met the President for the first time today... And I called him Donald.
- Yeah, presidential flame-outs are normal on the first day.
- Yeah, presidential flame-outs are normal on the first day.
by Toblucz February 07, 2017
by the missile knows where it is September 03, 2023