There's ten packages of pop tarts around outside with that pokemon playing game this pop tart culture has been here forever when's COVID end? Can we keep our new friends? Colonization!!!
by Cody5050 January 14, 2022
by Pope_it_up June 25, 2022
Basically heaven in your mouth and not anything sexual. Fudge sundae pop tarts taste lit.
Fun fact: A Fudge Sundae Pop Tart is 9% of your daily calorie intake.
Fun fact: A Fudge Sundae Pop Tart is 9% of your daily calorie intake.
by russian cat. June 28, 2023
by EmaciatedSpruceTree January 01, 2024
Get the fat person who eats pop tarts mug.
When one takes a sock and repeatedly ejaculates into it over the course of atleast three months then waits another month and a half to let the ejaculate ferment in the sock and become hard. Once that process is done, the person then takes the sock and cuts it into little pastry squares then proceeds to shove it up partners ass (thus making their ass a toaster oven if you will) and then shits out the warm pastry into the other partner’s mouth
“Did you hear that Jack gave Samantha a Scandinavian pop tart the other night?”
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess
by Taylor Amish June 13, 2018