Monte

a straight a hole

Monte is so annoying

by XloserX April 22, 2019

Count of Monte Christo

Where you stitch a friend up for a crime he didn't commit so you can move in on his girl.

Named after events in the novel "The Count of Monte Christo.''

''I heard Declan pulled a Count of Monte Christo on Jayden to get in with his girlfriend Tara. Dude's doing 2 consecutive life sentences on a french prison island as we speak.''

"See Ed's dating Haydee now?''

"Yeeeap. We should Count of Monte Christo that fool so bad."

by nerd observer March 25, 2025

Monte

the Lüh Twizzy headquarters.
LITERALLY EVERY SATURDay THEY THERE!!!
Amo:Let's go to Monte dawg

Kea:YESSS! I need a lÜh twizzy bf rn!

Amo:Let's go to Monte dawg

Kea:yesss! I need a LÜh twizzy bf rn!

by that girlie b June 29, 2022

Mont

A Goofy Person ; silly rabbit tricks are for kids

you really think I’ll give u my last 20 dollars, you mont .

by ze2raw February 11, 2020

monte

monte is a school in north sydney which focuses on girls age 12-18 appearance. see if i’m being honest with you they should be focusing on the education (especially for that $20,000 per year), but nah they’d rather publically humiliate girls in front of their peers for wearing makeup or having jewellery on or dare i say it, having their skirt above their knee!!

*student walks in to school minding their own business happy as can be*

old hag of a teacher: Oh. My. God. i can see your knee ! *students look around*
and oh my gosh, what is that? is that a diamonte earring? no no! take it out of this will be 3 afternoon detentions!

*student sheds a tear and books counselling sessions every tuesday for the rest of her life*

by eshayadlayeeeetsssssaye September 26, 2018

Rusty Monte

When you're fingering her from the back and she shits into the crease of your elbow.

Me and Ava were going at it in the candy cane and she accidentally gave me a rusty monte.

by ClitRipper1501 July 8, 2025

MONTE RIMJ0B

A setup invoked by THE CHAINSMOKERS PARIS.

Look ANAL ALAN you might as well TAKE DICK instead of "asking for money for your MONTE RIMJ0B as you asked the wrong person , "as you kept RIMMING his ASSH0LE forgetting about that LITTLE DICK you sucked awhile ago at the time they were advertising "KENT" CIGARETTES and he really made a big stink as he got in his CAR LOW spreading all over to MGM RESORTS INTERNATIONALto JAMES THE BELL BOY who was much obliged to PISS IN YOUR MOUTH and your DRINKING PISS BIG TIME that night straight from THE TAP AND EATING HIS SIZABLE B0WEL MOVEMENT while he climbed into the shower and JAMES THE BELLBOY cleansed himself of your JEWISH PEDOPHILE LIPS so you became MANDATORY ELABORATE SHITEATER at the FIESTA HENDERSON now closed as your DR. JAFFE PEDIATRICIAN said you are on VIDEO and that STATIONS has been compromised by a known PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN who is a walking DEUTSCHE BANK to the CHAGRIN of any CAIN BITCH that is another TINKER KINDLE BUMBLE WOLF.

by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 17, 2022