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Creamer

A woman who produces an excessive amount of natural vaginal lubrication that it turns into white cream looking fluid during sex. When the woman is penetrated, air enters the lubrication making the fluid resemble a milky creamy substance.
Man 1: Bro you won’t believe it but Sareena from last night was a creamer!

Man 2: No way.

Man 1: I swear! While I was fucking her she was creaming all over my dick, it was so hot.
by Nater101 January 12, 2025
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Capstick Creamer

The art of picking up a barley legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, driving to the nearest Asda, parking up and proceeding to pound her anus so hard in the backseat it causes a brown/yellow creamy substance to form around the ring and head of your penis.
I saw this lass right and I shouted “howay ya little radge get in and come for a Capstick Creamer and I’ll give you a box of tabs” I smashed her rectum in so hard it looked like a butchers dustbin.
by El Greaso September 7, 2020
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Beef-Creamer

The act of giving a lady the beef and a robust cream pie.

A man who distributes large loads
I can't wait to give my wife the beef-creamer later
by Rickey Spanish April 5, 2017
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Bitch creamer

Gracie is a bitch creamer she’s such a whore
by Shadow girly July 17, 2021
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Brady Creamer

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I got a brady creamer after me
by Brady Coomer April 25, 2024
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Kansas City Creamer

The act of masterbating into a COVID mask and putting in on a bearded man's face, thus letting the discharge ooze into the man's facial hair.
I just gave Travis Kelce the old 'Kansas City Creamer'
by MorgBorg February 11, 2024
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Bourbon Creamer

Kieran: "Alex? Are you hard right now?"
Josh: "Get your Bourbon Creamer out!"

Alex: "Wayyyy!"
by J0000shh May 16, 2022
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