cum avalanche

It is when you bust the fattest nut on your Tings face and then push her down the stairs.

Yesterday my Ting had a cum avalanche

by Niddodo April 21, 2018

Cork an avalanche

To stop the leaking of ones orifice.
To stop the the thecnocolor yawn.

To subside the back door flow

Man, I feel like I'm going to be sick. I need to cork an avalanche.."

by PMCB August 28, 2016

Appalachian Avalanche

1. An Appalachian Avalanche is when a girl is giving head to her cousin who's also her brother when he comes on her forehead.

Kelly-Jo: "Wow, I can't believe Jimmy-Bob gave me an Appalachian Avalanche last night".

by apache2012 February 5, 2010

Caucasian Avalanche

When you find a girl who's older than you, bust a nut in her hair, push her down a flight of stairs, and sue her for sexual harassment.

"Yo, you see that milf? I pulled a caucasian avalanche on her ass and now I'm $25,000 richer!"

by Bleach November 28, 2003

Alaskan Avalanche

Right as you are about to seamen in your girlfriend's hairy vagina, pull your dick out and cum in her bush. This will create a model of an avalanche.

Last night, while i was banging Sherry, i totally gave her a gnarly Alaskan Avalanche.

by CuntMonster69 May 25, 2010

Indian Avalanche

A term that was coined by my group of droogs (Nate Wadden in particular). Referring to when you are smoking a cigar -which for some reason (ripped in half, tip fell off, or just poorly made) has a loosely rolled back end- and some loose tobacco gets into the mouth while inhaling, causing a very unpleasant sensation.

I hate it when my cigar Indian Avalaches and I have to pick the tobacco out of my mouth.

by D-Money June 15, 2004

Colorado Avalanche

suck

The Colorado Avalanche suck. Especially that Duchene or Douchey kid, whatever his name is.

by Sidney Blowme December 4, 2010