THANOS

A very angry grape who has a rock collection and stores them in a rented gauntlet to try to take over the world.

Thanos is a character in endgame.

by PATTY DA DATTY September 25, 2019

Thanos

A purple grape that snapped half of the universe out of extinction. He lost in endgame and got snapped out of extinction too. So he died and went to hell. He looked for a bunch of rocks to collect in a glove

Thanos snapped your mom out of extinction

by Ur mom is loki June 4, 2019

Thanos

Big grape man with oven mitt and stone collection. Bullied by "superheros". Snaps away 50% of his problems.

Thanos killed Peter Parker a.k.a. Spider-Man

by Jittnix Gamer May 3, 2019

Thanos

A big strong grape with anger issues and is also a kidnapper. He also has an undersized oven mitt with shiny overpowered stones on them. ALSO HE DA GUY FROM FORTNITE.

Iron man: Oh na we is losing
Doctor Strange: Hey nah we is winning

Iron man: Why u is tell me
Thanos: With da power of dis stone MIGHTY SNAP

by TopSorcery January 3, 2023

Thanos

A purple boi out to kill half the universe. Likes saying quotes for people to meme.

Thanos: "Reality is often dissapointing."

by Goofy Goober Boi February 26, 2020

Thanos

thanos is mr big purple alien thumb man. he has a very nice rock collection on his yellow oven mitten. the marvel guys and avengers people (who stink) are buly him 4 no reason. thanos come from plant titan and thanos has weird chin

thanos is a big gay

by Dank Guy 69 420 666 May 18, 2019

Thanos

I large nice purple grape with a chin that looks like Goku's hair. He has a shiny golden gauntlet that can hold 6 colorful rocks of power. Each rock has its own power. His hobbies are massive genocide, making stuff in stores 50% off, and killing his own daughter. He is the greatest Titan of all time.

"Man, Thanos is literally the greatest insurance company ever!"

by Agitated C. Juice March 22, 2021