why me not you

A phrase people use when they don't like that they have to do something and not someone else.

I have jury duty? why me not you?

by realwordmaker24 December 01, 2018

hello is it me you are looking for?

a song.

hello is it me you are looking for?

by lololo manden February 21, 2018

Call Me What You Like

also known as CMWYL, its an absolute fuckin BANGER by lovejoy, if you dont agree just listen to the bridge because oH MY HOLY DAMN-

Nigel: yo you heard of Call Me What You Like?
Dave: you've got to stop recommending me shit i dont like nigel
Nigel: just listen to the bridge
Dave: fine

*listens to CMWYL bridge*

Dave: still mid
Nigel: shut the fuck up dave

by somebody.but.not.you.ew January 21, 2024

catch me if you can

a nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"

When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you'd know that what you said is true, it's on the other person to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that they are indeed not a porchdog.

by Sexydimma October 03, 2016

me give you sucky sucky fucky fucky

Another term for "I will give you oral sex"

Asian prostitute: oh yeah baby me give you sucky sucky fucky fucky big time
Person: how much.
Asian prostitute: five dolla baby

by tongue24 December 03, 2022

Unhand me you greybeard loon!

Unhand me you greybeard loon!

"Unhand me you greybeard loon!"you said after an old crazy person grabbed you.bA very kind way to tell an old crazy person to let go of you.

by Greybeard Loon August 05, 2022

not-me-yous

People who constantly deflect accountability and blame other people or things for their problems.

Tom and Britney are a couple of not-me-yous, couldn’t accept any blame in the situation.

by Westonbaur May 17, 2019