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Cooter Fuzz

The left-over pubic hair at the bottom of the tub after a woman shaves her pussy bald.
I love when my old lady shaves her snatch bald, but she always leaves cooter fuzz in the tub.
by hotrod94 October 16, 2009
mugGet the Cooter Fuzzmug.

fuzz wanger

She better cut that nonsense out before I give her a good fuzz wanger.
by Cheesy cheddar December 9, 2013
mugGet the fuzz wangermug.

fuzz bubbles

a pair of perfectly round testicals, preferably hairy.
luis: man, his nuts are'nt deformed like mine and look at them hairs on 'em!
bryan: call them fuzz bubbles, son.
luis: =o
mugGet the fuzz bubblesmug.

fuzz bludgeon

to take a serious beating from a police officer.
Have a good time. Don't get fuzz bludgeoned for bein' melungeon.
by DC Haha November 5, 2009
mugGet the fuzz bludgeonmug.

fuzz bucket

An enormously furry, trashy stray cat.
Look at that poofy ass fuzz bucket in the alley.
by Miss Vet February 28, 2005
mugGet the fuzz bucketmug.

fuzz nugget

A crusted up piece of shit, mixed with toilet paper and lint, that hangs from the fuzz of your anal treasure hole.

See Also: Dingoberry or Dingle Berry
Hey, Im not licking that with a fuzz nugget hanging from it...Grose!
by Umkay November 29, 2007
mugGet the fuzz nuggetmug.

fuzz hump

like normal humping but when both partners involved happen to be females (anatomically at least).

a variation on this would be "scissors"
girl 1: i love you so much babe
girl 2: mmm you're so hot you little bitch slaps ass
girl 1: hey let's fuzz hump!
girl 2: hehe ok
(sound of girls fuzz-humping)
by Jonathan07 July 2, 2008
mugGet the fuzz humpmug.

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