testicular cancer in the head

When a person has ideologies that are so fucking retarded that you lose braincells within being 5 feet of said person

"You have fucking got testicular cancer in the head you fucking retard." "Whoever the fuck gave birth to you is a dumbass cunt for not getting an abortion."

by Birdisnottheword October 2, 2021

testicular mo fo

a mother f*&king testical

jay: I smashed your C.D. collection by mistake.
dan: you big testicular mo fo !!

by Robbg September 14, 2008

self-inflicted testicular incident

A usually accidental self-inflicted injury to the groin area.

He suffered the worst self-inflicted testicular incident in his life.

by Mr. Robotron March 28, 2019

Eat my testicular cancer

A phrase used to insult people in the mills college alumni. Eat my testicular cancer originated from a secondary school in Vancouver, Canada by a very attractive and convenient person. It can also be used to describe someone with horrible green and yellow shoes, a trigger-happy Serbian, a Jarus-hakak with a very loose vigina or just plainly that racist idiot that went to Mills college.

Eat my testicular cancer jerk
go back to mills college
inconvenient is gabes word so eat my testicular cancer

by NNNN. Charles April 12, 2007

Major Testicular Anxiety (MTA)

A feeling of pressure from within the testicals, caused by the need to bust a large nut, often due to a bomb ass, a fat pair of tits, or dirty talk.

Jessica gave Matt some Major Testicular Anxiety (MTA) after she flashed her huge perky tits in his face.

by Wheaters July 1, 2008

Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination

When straight men suck each others balls to taste whether or not they can trust each other.

Men have special receptors on their tongues, similar in texture to a cats tongue, which can literally gauge another man's disposition by coarsely licking his balls.

I don't know if i can trust you, we'll have to perform an Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination

by megamogomir October 17, 2010

Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS)

UHSPS is defined as a supernatural power and condition where a male produces an insurmountable quantity of precum. Most people will think it’s normal, however only those with UHSPS know that the amount in which they precum is anything but natural. Those with UHSPS usually experience the need for multiple underwear changes through the day and potentially public exposure as the amount will seep through multiple layers on underwear and pants. This phenomenon also begins at the initial thought of sex or arousal before the penis is fully erect, thus those with UHSPS can active their UHSPS with just the thought of their UHSPS. Those with UHSPS also are said to believe that lubrication is a foreign concept because they produce their own naturally. This makes those with UHSPS often sought out after by partners for their natural born gift of self-lubrication. Currently, there is no cure for UHSPS

Did you spill something your pants?

Oh no, that’s just my pre-cum I have Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS).

When my ex was giving me a blowjob, he complained, “Sooooo leaky...” due to my UHSPS because he is a little bitch that doesn’t know what’s good for him.

by The Precum Power Rangers June 10, 2020