Syed

A boy who really really smart but acts dumb, who also has a weird habit of painting pigeons yellow and selling them, naming them "yellow pigeon", and he then shows his own pigeon feathers that he paints yellow then makes a new song for their albums such as "Lil Pigeon.

It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's a SYED.

by ThisMyNameBoi February 05, 2020

Syed

Person who is gangbanged by dogs.

Saw your brother yesterday I think he was Syed.

by Jumba jack March 21, 2018

syed

being an asshole : someone generally unlikeable and spitting absolute nonsense and pure bullshit to get approved by other people. Syed is also used as an insult to someone who never forgets shit that happened weeks, even months ago.

“god youre such a fucking SYED”

by GoofyAhhKarism May 01, 2024

Syed

A guy who has a massive fat ass crush on this one asian girl from school. They mostly chill dudes to be around and can be a lil shy here and there

That Syed got a crush on that girl named Dawt

by jeezlewismane November 28, 2021

Syed

A long skinny bone person who will fuck up your life so if you meet a person name syed stay away because he a playboy sis, if you ever cry over a guy name syed don't because he is no worth ur tear queen.

Person 1: oh is that syed?
Person 2: oh yeah it is, FUCK YOU SYED

by November 22, 2021

syed

a term for a man who thinks hes a boyo and tries to be down with the kids but actually is a proper prat
apparently a syed runs the dance floors and is a popular man
also a syed earns more then anyone and beeps his horn at people in his audi

alright son im syed
oh not you your garb

by Wilkolaaaaadddd February 24, 2021

Syed

One who is ignorant; One who lost all his brain cells

Study hard or else you will become a Syed.

by Them HATERS October 03, 2018