Subway Pants

The pants you wear on the subway that your crazy friend makes you take off before sitting on their bed.

" take off those subway pants before you sit on my bed"

by Nopants1234786 August 16, 2017

Subway Shuffle

When riding the subway or metro and a person loses their footing because of the jerky movements of the train when it comes to a stop. This usually happens when people have their hands full with bags or are too busy using their phones to hold the handrails. This sometimes results in the person scrambling to not fall over but more often ends with them crashing in to other commuters and causing a commotion.

Dude, put down your phone before you end up doing the subway shuffle.

by Chewster February 3, 2015

Reverse Subway

A term used to describe a gay gangbang, in which one white man (the bread) is sandwiched between 2 layers of dick (the meat), before being finished with white cream filling - a jizz of mayonnaise (it's not mayo).

Brooo you're telling me Brad got the reverse subway last night? Ayo that's gay as hell.

by Bradaz - Article April 17, 2023

subway smashers

Those demure looking Japanese ladies wearing gloves and face masks in the Tokyo subway whose job it is to force as many people as possible into each already over crowded car.

"The Japanese subway is so crowded,and those subway smashers are just brutal!"
Japan Japanese subway smashers little old Japanese ladies ShinjukuShinjuku Station

by Bart's Mom December 20, 2009

subway face

A typical new yorker face waiting for subway to come at early monday morning. Weary, tensed, pale, restlessness, stressed like black hole is just about to swallow our galaxy.

Guy 1: Dude look at that arse?

Guy 2: Subway face's killin' it.

by gjncp May 23, 2016

Subway Staredown

The act of viewing another human on the subway as they simultaneously view you. This look results in the acknowledgment of mutual attraction which is continued until either party exits the subway car.

Yo bro, I just had the weirdest subway staredown with this blonde chick, but she got off at 42nd so it wasn't awk.

by Austins_G_Spot September 5, 2016

Subway University

If you've worked at Subway restaurants, it's very likely that you've been trained to be a sandwich artist in this University and It's only online. Only real Sandwich Artists graduate from Subway University.

Subway Manager: Have you started Subway University?
Subway Employee: No, what's that?
Subway Manager: You go online and complete Sandwich Artistry, so that you can be done with training.

by AsianStikkyRyce June 2, 2020