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Steve

When you yell out Steve hoping you’ll see a Steve pop up out of no where.
“STEVE!!, YO STEVE WHERE YOU AT!!
by Steve^ June 19, 2019
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A wonderful loving man who makes you smile. A best friend and lover in one. Sometimes harsh but always knows what to say and how to say it. He inspires loyalty and devotion from those around him. The man who others rely on but at times he will need someone to rely on and when he does he always turns to the same person.
Actually, Steve thinks he is a mature “man” aka a little boy over compensating for everything because he feels inferior to others due to his height and mediocre degree from a very below average university. Believes that he is the smartest guy in the room. Begins practicing martial arts in order to give himself a purpose but really just wants to use it as a conversation piece to appear stronger, bigger and more masculine. Has not gotten laid in the last 12 months, so he gives up masturbating and porn to justify the fact that he cannot get laid.

A short person, someone who has no reason to live. He’s got little hands and little eyes and walks around tellin' great big lies. He’s got a little nose and tiny little teeth.
Did you hear about Steve? That short guy from the Bagel Boss video who got his beat?
by Average Height Matt July 12, 2019
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A cop who deals with 4 kids and likes classic Mario and crocs and has two dogs and 2 cats and a bunny
Man, you're turning into a steve
by Josh_W474 July 19, 2019
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Girl #1 wow girl you been with Steve yet
Girl #2 yeah girl 🤣🤣
by Steve.e April 21, 2019
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Steve is a god and should be worshiped with all hearts and you should offer your souls to Steve.
Steve is my God and we worship Steve.
by Steve disciple July 30, 2019
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Steve is...Steve, the gender fluid cat girl, with blue fur.
Steve: uwu
Me: Fuck you,(Steve).
by franf the carrot September 15, 2019
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A word. Something to do with magic. A name that gives an outcome of a humans general outlooks and targets in the game of religion.

Snaked, with an S.

Judged , with a Tut.
Begrudged with positivity , with E’ve.

Try it. Didn’t work for me.
Steve!

Alan!

Typical. !
by MRS_WRITE November 27, 2019
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