Definition: the hot man that sits in front of you in your statistics class.
He has bulging muscles you can stare at for days (and will!) and many tattoos. He will likely be drawing dinosaurs and showing you the tattoo of jesus on his arm--which you will gladly stare at.
He has bulging muscles you can stare at for days (and will!) and many tattoos. He will likely be drawing dinosaurs and showing you the tattoo of jesus on his arm--which you will gladly stare at.
Girlfriend, I didn't take any notes today because I was waaaaay too busy staring at hot stats man!
Girl: Hey, did you see that guy with the Jesus tattoo and the Iron Maiden belt buckle?
Guy: Yeah! That's Hot Stats Man!
Girl: Hey, did you see that guy with the Jesus tattoo and the Iron Maiden belt buckle?
Guy: Yeah! That's Hot Stats Man!
by keeeeerrrrr December 14, 2010
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You: "Dude did you hear about Moss getting traded to the Titans?"
Friend: "He got traded again?"
You: "C'mon bro get your stats up."
Friend: "Sorry I'm constipated...."
You: "......"
Friend: "He got traded again?"
You: "C'mon bro get your stats up."
Friend: "Sorry I'm constipated...."
You: "......"
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