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Ass-spackle

Poo with the consistency and properties of spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your ass like it is trying to patch up your butthole.
Mark: Sorry man, I won't make it over tonight, sat down for a quick shit and turns out it is ass-spackle :( Feels like I am trying to squeeze Play-Doh out of a frosting bag.
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\
by K-Beezy September 2, 2017
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dick spackle

The dried white residue that stays on the skin after a man ejaculates on another person.
After he shot his load in her face, he filled her acne craters with his dick spackle
by Skins Sug June 17, 2018
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spackle my weenus dongle

A tight-knit group of people with joint cares, a singleness of mind, and a collective evaluative perspective on life.
God has brought this spackle my weenus dongle together in such a way that we identify and share with one another in Truth, Goodness, and Beauty. We care about eudaimonia (good that is desirable for its own sake, the highest human good, how best to live) for this group of friends collectively, but also for each person in the group individually.
by The Perfect Burrito December 19, 2022
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ball spackle

Thick extra sticky, extra large cum shots. can also be used to hang wall paper or re-paste your girlfriend’s extensions back in.
Carl has gotten quite the rep, he apparently blows ball spackle when he cums, all the girls can’t handle it.
by PuffyRI July 24, 2022
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Dackle Spackle

Cheap whores and queers love to suck dick for some Dackle Spackle!
by ienjoysuckingmen January 20, 2022
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Spackle

Just a fun word man. Has a positive feeling to it ✨spackle✨ Like- can we just use this more generally as humans? Thank you :)
Hey you okay?”
“I feel great! Someone just said I reminded them of the word spackle :)”
by G cubed April 19, 2021
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Making Spackle

A term used in reference to a male ejaculating sperm after he masturbates.
by JO Bud September 9, 2024
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