If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

Sometimes

Means always to a women who thinks she’s not beautiful.

Your sometimes beautiful.

by Lewisousiousdis November 26, 2022

Sometimes it do

'roses are red, violets are blue, sometimes it do'
-Michael Jackson (20 b.c)

Sometimes you just do, sometimes it do. You cant control it, it's just deep in your soul, in every muscle in your body. It just do sometimes, and sometimes it even DOES.

Person: hey are you okey, you seem a little bit down lately.

Other person: yeah, just not feeling it lately.

That first person again: yeah, sometimes it do.

by TinTinnitus January 17, 2019

Sometiming Dick

Sex from a man not as often as you like or when he wants it, but not when you want it.

He wanted pussy last week and he got it. You want dick now and he can't "guarantee" it. - Sometiming Dick

by Nicky Bobbi September 23, 2022

Sometimes stripper

ONLY COMES WHEN SHE’s dead broke to make 100 dollars

JASSS ALWAYS BROKE HOW IF U HAVE A PUSSY SHE A SOMETIMES STRIPPER SHE ONLY COMES WHEN SHE DEAD BROKE

by NOT THE GAS November 23, 2021

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

Sometimes it be like that

It really do be like that sometimes.

Person 1: "I've really been feeling down in these past couple days"

Person 2: "Sometimes it be like that."

Person 1: "it really do be like that sometimes"

Person 2: "Wanna meet up and talk about intresting stuff, eat food and watch a good movie?"

Person 1: "ye, let's do that"

by a guy thats named "a guy" February 28, 2019